Award music starts playing over the top of Wimm as his long ■■■ speech drags on, ‘I’d just like to say…all the people in the world today…God’s children…’
And the crowd be like:
‘Look, just take the ■■■■■■■■■■■■’ award and get the ■■■■ out!’ ‘Cause the credits be rollin’ and Wimm be up there goin’ ‘And I’d like to thank…’
5. @Speedy_Gonzales
In my eyes, no peer in the football discussion threads.
Feels like he’s taken on the Ivan role on the forum.
ie. multitude of posting in various threads, balanced views but always on the optimistic side.
He sells me hope (or is it delusion), and that’s where I like to live !
4. @BakerWasAStar
Been a big fan for a number of years.
Chronically under-rated.
His match review posts are the best in the business IMO.
3. @Paul_Peos
No one does sarcasm as well as this man, though many have tried.
Seems like a smart cookie.
2. a tie between 2 female Blitzers… @Wanderlust
She is so passionate it comes thru in her posting.
We lost Nino a while back, but Lusty is doing an admirable job of replacing him in the Trade threads.
Thankfully, she is yet to go ‘Full Nino’ ! @Heffsgirl
I cannot ignore her any longer in terms of recognition.
Her reply to @efc1robbo regarding a post directed to X
Her disgust towards all things Collingwood and in particular Sidearse.
The occasional ‘CANS’ references.
Funny stuff…
1. @scotty21
You know when you get home from work after a long day, turn the key to the front door, open up, and there he/she is your 4 legged friend wagging tail furiously, jumping up to greet you with unbridled enthusiasm ?
That’s how it feels with this guy.
He’s always here.
Always in the same mood.
It’s familiar.
It’s comforting.
Notable exclusion… @ivan
Without checking my records, definitely would have featured in my Top 5 in previous years.
Feels like he has been beaten into submission through years of mediocrity and the Saga.
Posting volume and general optimism have diminished markedly.
A shadow of his former self.
Also, did you guys know his name is NOT really Ivan ?
I feel betrayed !!!
Apologies to the many wonderful Blitzers I did not include.
This post is plenty long enough.