As a Bomberblitz accredited poster and known as amongst the "best in the business" I have the biggest breaking news in football.
And the news is - AFL accredited media are the most gutless, cowardly, cow-towing ar$e wipes in the world. Oh, and they're often out and out wrong or liars.
Ah, what's that? You've heard all that before. But - But it's now in Bomberblitz, so therefore it must be true.
Carry on as you were.