The Cricket Thread (part 5) - from March 2023

Yes, he is 4 balls in

You’re on delay

Ah right

Still hes worth a spell

Hurry up stokes I want to go to bed

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Replaced cummins?

Now that’s a sledge.

One wicket from pace bowling all day.
And Cummins then goes more of the same. He is panicked and doesn’t have a clue

Best over in fkn ages and half were warm up balls.

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Righto, this has lulled a bit. Time to strike.

whos up the other end?

9 blokes on the fence, just hoping for a mistake

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Bowl Steve Smith or Head

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It’s time to wheel Lyon out to the bowling crease.

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That’s the disgrace-1 proper wicket for the whole day.

Ridiculous not to have a slip for broad, only trying to get him on the bouncer

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Should go to bed. Australia’s best sporting moments occur while I’m in bed.

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Punter is basically gonna commentate this capitulation down to the last ball.

Hope his blood pressure is ok

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Insipid, passive, weak, complacent cricket.

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Do it for your country

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this performance might be so bad punter appoints himself coach

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