The Herbatron Thread

It’s a shame he has to exist.

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thanks @Herbatron :grinning:

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I mean, I guess we can share you @Herbatron , but you’ll always be ours…

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I’d say the AFL need to hire him pronto but we all know if that happens we’d get watered down garbage.
Brilliant video, can’t wait for Sunday.
(Opinion may change at around 5:55pm)

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No joke. I am not just saying this.

That should have absolutely been on Fox Footy for the past couple of months. It really is professional work.

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While I agree it’s a shame he has to exist, we haven’t had much joy for such a long time, for us it would be more of a shame if he didn’t exist.

Thanks @Herbatron.

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Where was the Essington?

There was supposed to be an earth-shattering Essington

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No “stop yelling at me Devon” :slightly_frowning_face:

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No “Go footy” :frowning:

Seemed more like he was making a job application to Fox Footy.

Seemed more like he’s already got the job.

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Professional look…sure.

Of interest to me as an Essendon supporter…not in the least.

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His videos always get better the worse we play, so you cant lose.

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I AM ■■■■■■■ PUMPED

for the season that is, i think we’re gonna be shithouse

When he was showing all the gun recruits at the start I thought he was then going to show Weideman fumbling a mark.

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Nice work herb

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Damn herb is good

Spine tingling. I’m ready to run through walls.

This.

Herbatron is a gun. Channel 7/Fox should have him/her on their payroll.

Sure they’re the reigning premiers, but there was far too much Geelong. :face_vomiting:

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From the herbatron Facebook page:

Andre M has started a petition:

For too long this great football club has suffered and endured the pain of no other sporting organisation on this planet.

There is one reason and one reason only for the bad fortune that continues to hamper this club; we are cursed and have been so for 20 years.

Until this curse is lifted dark clouds will continue to rain pain down upon this club.

I call upon the President and CEO of the Essendon Football Club, the greatest club in Australia, to immediately engage the services of a witch doctor to perform a ceremony at both Windy Hill and the Tullamarine training base in order to vanquish this curse once and for all.

Only once this curse has been lifted will our once great club be released from the shackles of pain which have imprisoned us for 20 years, and reclaim our rightful position as the greatest sporting club on the face of this planet.

Thank you,

Essendon member.
Andre.

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