The Impossible Dream - wakey, wakey! - will we finish 9,10, 11 or 12th? How will the finals unfold?... Ladder predictor in OP

For sure, it’s been an amazing ride, and hopefully not over yet.

It looked like (or we safely assumed) 13 wins would be enough to get into finals, but the way the season has panned out 13 will only be enough if you have a hefty %.

In any case our season was as good as done before we played the Cats, and since then we have had a heap of unlikely wins, and won those that we always should have, but close losses to Pies and Hawks (with Tigers and Port)
to come really hurt our chances.

Imagine if we already had 13 wins how good the hype would be! Instead we are drowning needing the biggest miracle of all next week and another unlikely win the following week just to have a mathematical chance.

Anyway, it’s gonna be all heart from here on in, we will learn a lot about our club I reckon.

They’ve lost 4 games this year. It bleeds.

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I told you Pink would come in handy!

Ahhh.
I see you’ve already gone there.

Didn’t we have an 18-5 season and lose the GF?

Imagine if we had umps anywhere near our pockets…or is it the other way?

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If Guelfi still has lurgies…he can spread it.

My finals predictor given all the pieces falling into place for us to finish 8th had us staying in Melbourne until prelim weekend. Collingwood first week, Hawthorn the second and off to Perth for a prelim with West Coast.
Hey, I can dream…

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I was setting you up for an old joke.

The answer to “If it doesn’t bleed?” was: “$&@# it till it does”.

Inappropriate joke, but highly appropriate strategy in our situation.

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Norf will win both games so we won’t get above them

Get the ball and get in down there more than they do

Here is my last 2 rounds Squiggle…
Nothing extravagant with the margins.

You can see how close our percentage is with Sydney’s.
If 1 of the following happens…
North beat Adelaide OR Melb win 1 of their 2 games, then we would need to surpass Sydney on %

A 27pt win against Port would do that, rather than what I have in this Predictor…

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We would play the Pies in the elimination final?

Game over marriage.

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Did you mean Marriage over Game?? :smirk:

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Revenge on Coll Week 1
Revenge on Haw Week 2

BELIEVE

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Offer a membership for Collingwood to lie down.

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I let him have the first born as a pies supporter. I’ve done enough.

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I’m pausing over the choice a lot longer than I probably should :thinking:

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Yep, that’s the way it looks if it all plays out the way we need. That will fill the MCG to the rafters

need

demons to lose twice
norf to lose once(likely adelaide)
port to lose twice(pies n us)

or if norf dont lose we need to thump two very good sides. highly unlikely.

still the dogs winning today has given us a sniff.