The Luenberger Mystery

Sounds more like a Sherlock Holmes story

With a special appearance by Donnington as …?

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The creepy guy who becomes #1 suspect when a good-looking, professional sportsman goes missing.

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Too obvious. There’s always a twist

Hercule Poirot

Hercule%20Poirot

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Donnington is the good looking professional sportsman?

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The kidnapper is really heffsgirl, and she’s framing Donnington?

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Hoofcule?

Luke Hodge on the grassy knoll

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haven’t seen wheely bin out at training for a while either?

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Now that is actually wheely alarming.

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So where’s the Luenieburger wheely bin?

This thread is spectacular.

Can we have a photo fit of the missing wheelie bin please? Put it’s picture on a milk carton?
And is Looney working undercover?
Still no sightings of either.

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Except Sherlock Holmes + Watson is a bit homosocial ( not that there is anything wrong with that). Put a stunning blonde in it and appeal to a wider audience, even at the risk of “dumb blonde” stereotype criticism. Anyway no one could be as brilliant as Sherlock Holmes. Female intuition, however, could be woven into such a premise to make the dumb blonde and detective a complimentary team.

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WTF?

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The famous Case of the Bitten Pillow with a sequel The Lifted Shirt Mystery

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Enjoyed this clever, amusing, creative thread.

VFL commentators just said he’s had achilles tightness and was rested for a few weeks.

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