You’ve probably got the Two Fat Ladies there…and maybe Two Walking Sticks, but i think women prefer bingo to men, so not a good suggestion.
I have an aversion to bingo with that legs 11 call. Not nice.
Leg 1 for you.
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Not at all Diggers.
Where else can I ogle ■■■■ and be in the good books!
And now after a very nice lunch sitting in MYER advising a younger lady on some interesting lingerie.
Life is so good when you are a much trusted elder. If they could only read my mind!
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Drumroll
I thought you were taking your wife not your daughter!
Boom tish.
Just sitting here minding own business, posting on Blitz and my advice asked about a see-through number by a thirty something.
Don’t worry Mrs Fox is in full monitoring mode, so I am safe.
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The cruel irony of life. You’re more attractive and trusted when you’re taken.
Personal indulgence, eh?
I’m currently seeing someone. I knew I was batting well above my average, however it turns out she is from the television. Because I had no idea about this she thinks I’m wonderful.
I’ll just enjoy it until I inevitably disappoint her in one or more ways.
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NAME NAMES
I will, of course, do no such thing.
I can confirm that it is not the Trivago girl, however.
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‘From the television’
She works at JBHIFI doesn’t she?
If only, I’d exploit the staff discounts heavily.
Lesson for the day, David Jones has much better Staff and lingerie selection than MYER
I’m very confused about why your attendance at this day is required?
Is it Agro?
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Long standing tradition for the past thirty Mrs Fox birthday weeks.
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He doesn’t want Mrs F buying from the grandma section. Thought it was pretty obvious?
Depends on the mood.
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He’s there to say “no really, you do look great in that!”. Futilely, for hours on end.
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