The positive thread. find something, anything


#1321

It was on your head, wasn’t it?


#1322

I have a horrendously upset stomach.

I anticipate effort-free weight loss.


#1323

So easy you could do it sitting down?


#1324

fark carlton losing yesterday


#1325

Or driving the porcelain bus. I feel like Alan Noonan now.


#1326

Haven’t had a Stewie Dew for yonks.


#1327

Salami, vintage cheddar and dubious dips.
Lifesaver.


#1328

What? Are you saying there are Salami-flavoured Lifesavers now, or do they incorporate the cheese and dips too?


#1329

If this isn’t a euphemism…


#1330

Not having any of the hereditary genetic markers that have lead to both your parents having clotting issues in a 6 month period where 1 had a heart attack then weeks later a stroke (99.9% recovered - slight speech slurring) and the other lucky enough to only have a pulmonary embolism.


#1331

Successfully putting Kermit singing “The Rainbow Connection” into half the office’s brains for the afternoon. Evil but soooo satisfying :stuck_out_tongue:


#1332

I love that song.


#1333

After Sal’s effort in the DJ thread, I’ve had the butterfly ball tune in my head all day at work today. A few lyrics may have slipped out when I was driving.


#1334

Looking out the office window, coffee in hand, as the rain falls outside.


#1335

Apologies to those who are friends on Facebook for the double up…

Having a new car and a reversing camera for the first time = excellent.

realizing after six months that the little plastic protective film is still on the camera, and the camera is even better than you thought = mega excellent!


#1336

take the protective film off the screen and you’ll be amazed further :slight_smile:


#1337

Second only to "Halfway up the Stairs’ or whatever it’s called :slight_smile:


#1338

I’ve been after a specific Console table for ages, and I could never get exactly what I wanted. Finally, I settled for a glass top and black metal legs. I preferred silver legs but everything like that was way too expensive. It was on sale, so I got it for a good price too (cause it had black legs). Opened the package today says black on the carton and assembled and it has silver legs. WINNER!!!


#1339

Are you going to double-down and ask for a 50% discount?


#1340

As someone who is in the boat I feel like I should see if mine has plastic on it.