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I have a horrendously upset stomach.

I anticipate effort-free weight loss.

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1323

So easy you could do it sitting down?

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1324

fark carlton losing yesterday

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Or driving the porcelain bus. I feel like Alan Noonan now.

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1326

Havenā€™t had a Stewie Dew for yonks.

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Salami, vintage cheddar and dubious dips.
Lifesaver.

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What? Are you saying there are Salami-flavoured Lifesavers now, or do they incorporate the cheese and dips too?

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If this isnā€™t a euphemismā€¦

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1330

Not having any of the hereditary genetic markers that have lead to both your parents having clotting issues in a 6 month period where 1 had a heart attack then weeks later a stroke (99.9% recovered - slight speech slurring) and the other lucky enough to only have a pulmonary embolism.

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Successfully putting Kermit singing ā€œThe Rainbow Connectionā€ into half the officeā€™s brains for the afternoon. Evil but soooo satisfying :stuck_out_tongue:

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1332

I love that song.

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1333

After Salā€™s effort in the DJ thread, Iā€™ve had the butterfly ball tune in my head all day at work today. A few lyrics may have slipped out when I was driving.

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1334

Looking out the office window, coffee in hand, as the rain falls outside.

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Apologies to those who are friends on Facebook for the double upā€¦

Having a new car and a reversing camera for the first time = excellent.

realizing after six months that the little plastic protective film is still on the camera, and the camera is even better than you thought = mega excellent!

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take the protective film off the screen and youā€™ll be amazed further :slight_smile:

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Second only to "Halfway up the Stairsā€™ or whatever itā€™s called :slight_smile:

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Iā€™ve been after a specific Console table for ages, and I could never get exactly what I wanted. Finally, I settled for a glass top and black metal legs. I preferred silver legs but everything like that was way too expensive. It was on sale, so I got it for a good price too (cause it had black legs). Opened the package today says black on the carton and assembled and it has silver legs. WINNER!!!

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Are you going to double-down and ask for a 50% discount?

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As someone who is in the boat I feel like I should see if mine has plastic on it.

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My guess is if you have a reversing camera on your boat, you should leave any plastic protective film there.
Iā€™m not a maritime guy, but just my opinion.

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