Ha ha!
Diggerâs has spun Thunderpussy before in here. Thatâs where I got the idea for the name of his panel van
Theyâre a great â â â â â â â band.
The hangover is epic, but checking back in here helps. Yes.
Just walked into the man cave & discovered that I had unearthed some hip hop vinyl last night & scattered them across the floor. No idea why. Must have been in âgangstaâ mode.
Yes
My phone is ready in my hand to continue the story today
Which is better than what most of the sick â â â â â in this story have in thereâs constantly
Yes: Klawdy, Swood, Hoffy, Strewth, Rain, Kj
6-0
Busta Rhymes!
I can dig it!
âBe lookinâ good, Warriors. All the way back to Coney. Ya hear me, babies? Good. Real good. Adios.â
Prod rock yes
Warriors come out to play-ee-ay. Warriors come out to play-ee-ay! Warriors come out to PLAY-EE-AY!!
Thanks
Best Bros and the Zombie Feasting
âWimm, I swear you look ten years younger! And youâre packing five to ten kilos more muscle than you did last week! WTF, bro?â said Anastasios. (The pair of senators had been drinking bourbon and smoking weed for a few hours in an out-of-the-way conference room in parliament house.)
âI know right! I got this new, cutting-edge supplement drug (donât ask me where I got it) and I megadosed the fark out of it. I took twelve months supply in one hitâObelix-style. And I feel bullet-proof! The only side-effects are ridiculously realistic (and freaky) dreams, and cravings for rare meat!â
âFreaky dreams, eh? Like a threesome with Buffy and the Winchester brothers?â
âBuffy? The Winchesters? What?â
âNever mind. Tell me about your dreams,â said Anastasios.
Wimmera had a few more puffs on his joint and handed it to Anastasios. âLast night I had this dream where I went to an underground party. They had some sh-t indie rock band playing. It was a costume party and I was dressed up in one of my Village People ensembles (the cowboy, but I had my bandana covering my face). Anyway, I followed two of the band members outside during one of their breaksâa hefty butch-looking banjo player and a stringy-looking lead singer. For some reason, I had superhuman strength, and in the alley way I was able to knock them both out. I ripped the head off the big guy, cracked open his skull, and ate his brains. He was farking delicious. Then I had sex with his dead corpseâCold-Ethyl-style. I was about to kill, eat, and violate the singer, when their lead guitarist came into the alley looking for his band-mates. He attacked me, and I realised pretty quickly the guy was even stronger than me! So, I split. But, not before managing to get a good bite of the lead singerâs s.crotum, and cracking a few of the guitaristâs ribs. To be honest, it was quite exhilarating.â
âThat is a freaky dream, bro!â
âWord! And this morning, I had a weird daydream where I was a big, tall sailor, sinking p-ss, and listening to country music! It was like a different personality was living in my head.â
âWell, that does sound unpleasant,â said Anastasios, âIâm gonna give you the number of my psychoanalyst. Heâs good with dreams, bro!â
The next episode is called: Radio Rain Plays the Sh-t Hits of SMJ
Yes, Sir.
Enjoy!
And crank âBaseball Furies Chaseâ up to max volume!
Listening to it now. A fantastic record. Sounds amazing. Cheers.
Love Alice, yep. Might put that album on tonight.
All yeses here.