That’d be like going to a fabulous 3 star Michelin restaurant for dinner then getting a 50c cone from Macca’s for dessert…
The reigning DJ King (Mk VIII) is - Finding the Worst Ever Song Played On DJ King @Davo is spinning but he's not responsible for just how bad some of these songs are
All hail the MODJ (Master of DJ’s) for a truly incredible feat. 31 songs (of which 10 were of his own composition) and not a single no vote. A compendium of musical mastery that shall almost certainly never be equalled.
Ha. That’s actually not bad, Azza.
I’m sure you will feature more prominently in a future series.
1 Prologue—Underneath the Radar, Underworld
2 Thunderpussy & the Crazy Torpedo punt—Soft p.orn on a hard drive, Original
3 Choppsuey & the Blood of the Sabbath—Paranoid, Black Sabbath
4 Unnecessary Force & the Frosty FAP—Berserker, Original
5 Sergeant Peos & the Privately Seething Super—Blaze your love, Original
6 The Keytar Skater & the Slayer of Groove—Bust a move, Young MC
7 Fake News & the Arousal of KoK—I am Legion, Original
8 Mr Jez & the Yossarian Splooge—London Calling, The Clash
9 Senator Snark & the Preliminary Points of Freedom—I got the power, Snap!
10 The Baker of Justice & the Paparazzi Voyeur—Mr Vain, Culture Beat
11 The Sandaled Shrink & the Killer MC—Dreams, Cranberries
12 Digger’s Riding Dirty & the Number of the Beast—Ridin’ Dirty, Chamillionaire
13 D*ckless Dell & the Keytarist Resurrection—Good Bloke gone bad, Original
14 Senator Wimmera & the Funky Cold Medina—Funky Cold Medina, Tone Loc
15 The Sandaled Spy & the Deep State Conspiracy—Dream Police, Cheap Trick
16 Black-leathered Gimp & the Chocolate Smearing—Blood and S.punk, Regurgitator
17 Astral W-nking & the Baker-Vlad Covenant—Astral W-nking, Original
18 KoK-envy & the New Amsterdam Armistice—Invaders must die, Prodigy
19 Best Bros & the Zombie Feasting—Cold Ethyl, Alice Cooper
20 Radio Rain plays the Sh-t Hits of SMJ—Let it Rain, East 17
21 Unrequited love & the Exodus of FAP—Missing, Everything but the girl
22 PP2 & the Wees and Poos Interrogation—Drugs, Ammonia
23 The Zazen KoK versus the Rhyme Queen Killer—Splooge that guy, Original
24 Baker Goes Ape & the Betrayal of Fat Vlad—Wanna-be KoK, Original
25 Drug-addled Klawdy & the Swoodley of Binge—Swoodley, Rudely & Crudely, Original
26 Decks Pecs & the Good Bloke Cyborg—C-m Zombie, Original
27 McDank & the Zombie Meal Feast—Zombie B-stards, Weezer
28 Fark the Police & the Frosted Blunt—Fark the Police, NWA
29 Baker Goes Bang & the Changing of Everything—Shot me down, David Guetta
30 Lonely Hambo & the Politics of Choke—Do it all the time, I don’t know how but they found me
31 Excalibur & the DJ Kings of the Round Table—Essendon Theme Song
Is that all?
Set needed some Boy George as it happens.
Ha ha! I’ll fix it
Great stuff @Kira. I’m going to read it all straight through without distractions. Quick question. Am I a good bloke again? Surely the whole brokering of the peace gets me some good bloke credits right? Right?
Ha ha! Yes, you have regained your trademark “good bloke” status
Fixed and thanks, can’t believe I forgot to add the last song and not surprising I missed one more out that many ■■■■■■ songs.
thank you for the music thank you for the stories!
Outstanding effort by Kira to manage all that over a weekend, which is traditionally the DJK flatspot…
I urge anyone who hasn’t done so to read the story from front-to-back in one sitting - even without the songs it stands up and is hugely entertaining…
I don’t dismiss ABBA outright - the tunes were often well-written/arranged and the girls sang beautifully together. This one though is, and always has been, a stinker…
It’s a no from me.
Yeah, not into ABBA in the slightest, but have a first spin Yes anyway.
Thanks for stepping up HOGALF. Although, I think Dancing Queen (of Queens) would’ve captured the zeitgeist a little better
Have a first ball yes.