Ah. A whole prequel series. I get it.
yes to Missing
Ah. A whole prequel series. I get it.
yes to Missing
Great track. Big yes.
Yep.
yeah
Yes.
PP2 and the Wees and Poos Interrogation
âSure I had some fun in my twenties. But, Iâm all suits, ties, and meetings nowadays! I donât have time to go to underground parties or do drugs. Iâm innocent. The newspaper reports are a lie!â said the minister for home affairs. He squinted at the bright light of the interrogation room.
âInnocent? So this isnât a video of you taking ecstasy and dancing with two hookers at a recent underground party?â said task force officer Barnz. He showed his iphone screen to PP2. âAnd this isnât you snorting coke off sergeant Paul Peosâ naked body later that evening while listening to the illegal song âDrugs,â by Ammonia?â
The ministerâs eyes opened wide. He tried to speak but no words came out.
Officer Barnz smiled, âWe have sixty-nine other videos linking you directly to underground parties, contraband music, copious drug use, and distribution.â He could smell the ministerâs involuntary defecation and see a urine puddle slowly starting to form at the ministerâs feet.
âThatâs why the other politicians call you PP2, isnât it?â said Barnz, âYou always preface your lies with a couple of truthful âpreliminary pointsââit helps you sell the lies.â
PP2 exhaled and slumped in the chair. âYes, I learned how to do it when I started campaigning for office,â said PP2. He slumped in the chair. âWhat are you going to do to me? I donât have rights anymore, do I? The legislation I introduced to parliament probably makes me a terrorist, doesnât it?â He started crying, like a Hawthorn supporter in â84 and â85.
âYes, youâre a terrorist and youâll probably be jailed for the rest of your life. UnlessâŚâ
âUnless what? Iâll do anything!â said PP2. Barnz walked across to the other side of the room and disconnected the surveillance camera.
âI donât actually work for this task-force and my name isnât Barnz. I work in Intelligenceâmy codename is Kj-11. And perhaps your ability to lie could be put to good use. The Agency I work for needs somebody to infiltrate the underground resistance. We want to build a secret group within the underground DJ network.â
âYou mean like a cabal? How would I infiltrate their organisation? Why would they even accept me?â
âDonât you worry about that. I have a plan. But first, letâs get you out of hereâŚâ Kj-11 took off his uniform and handed it to PP2. (He was left wearing a Hootie and the Blowfish t-shirt and Wheatus underwear.) âPut the uniform on. Take my gun. And do exactly what I sayâŚâ
The next episode is called: The Zazen KoK versus the rhyme Queen Killer
The alignment between your story & songs is fantastic.
Yes.
Ha, yes the Hawthorn imagery in this episode is deliberate (wees, poos, drug rumours, 84/85 b-tt hurt)
The interweaving of the storyline with the regular goings on in here are brilliant
Yes
Yes
Furk it, have another yes
Yes
Iâm kinda like a snitch, Iâm going to end up in a ditch, arenât I?
@JohnRain where did you track down The Warriors? I got mine for Xmas in the mid 80s, might give it another airing tomorrow.
Discogs.
Ordered it yesterday & it arrived today (Japan seller). Used, but in a VG condition.
And boy am I glad that I bought it. A fantastic soundtrack. Enjoy tomoz.
Yes: Rain, Swoods, Jez, LB, Kj
5-0
Apologies, but Iâll be off to bed shortly.
Yes. Just caught up on todays chaptersâŚfantastic stuffâŚ
Snitches get stitchesâŚ
BraaaaaaaaaiiiiâŚI mean, yes.
Love this song.
The Zazen KoK versus the rhyme Queen Killer
After a long frustrating day, Queen went up to the rooftop of task-force headquarters to try and clear his head. Earlier, he was supposed to have questioned three politicians with possible drug gang connections, but, somehow they âescapedâ from their confinement cells. Kira knew it had to be an inside job, but he didnât know who was behind it or why. And he was pretty sure this wasnât the first act of interference in his investigation.
âWe need to talk,â said Rain, emerging from behind an air conditioning vent, pointing his weapon at the head of Major Queen.
âWith a terrorist? No thanks. Iâd ratherââ Kira staggered and appeared disoriented for a moment. He raised his head and glared at Rain with a possessed look in his eyes and chanted a single lyric: âSurrender! Like a Fark Carlton defender.â
Rain laughed. âHa! You think a one-line rhyme will get me to⌠WTF?â Both Rainâs hands shot up above his head involuntarily. Quickly, Kira darted forward and switch-kicked Rain to the ribsâmuay-thai-style.
Rain shoulder-rolled sideways with the kick and rose to his feet with his weapon still pointed at Queenâs head.
âIâll shoot if I have to, but I donât want to fightâIâm here to talkâ said Rain.
âTalk, not fight?â Once again, Kira appeared disoriented. He staggered and shook his head. When he regained his composure and looked at Rain he had lost the possessed look in his eyes. âWhat do you want to talk about?â
âWhat if I could prove to you that there are no gangs, and no drug distribution networks associated with the underground music scene?â
âIâd be impressed, because I have police and agency intel that clearlyââ
âYour âintelâ has been fabricated?â Rain tossed a usb stick to Queen. âRecordings of discussions Iâve had with a high-level intelligence interrogator and a mid-level propagandist from The Agency, along with copies of their hard drives⌠and additional communications Iâve attained showing extensive fabrication of evidence within the police department, and ongoing political interference from leading government politicians.â
Queen looked shocked, but quickly regained his composure. âI will look at this closely. You have my word,â said Queen.
Rain nodded, and gave Queen a bottle of Hibiki 17. âThe conspiracy runs deep. Trust nobody. The Agency will kill you if they think you might compromise their agenda. If you need to get out in a hurry, call the number hidden on the bottom of the whiskey bottle,â said Rain. He turned and left, leaving Queen deeply troubled.
Queen sat for a long time, then sighed. He knew what he had to do to get to the bottom of this: he had to start investigating his own government and itâs intelligence organisation, The Agency.
The next episode is called: Baker Goes Ape and the Betrayal of Fat Vlad