From a personal perspective… Beat Bugs should have been eligible.
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No one will go close to this, you will forever hold the crown of DJ King quickest dump.
There should be be a special category for this, but you should take comfort in the fact that you are a world record holder. Maybe put a (WR) next to your name.
Although your are now back in the hunt for a double crown.
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Am I allowed to vote for my own song?
Well I’m going to vote for mine. Someone’s got to.
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5 votes Blowin’ up
4 votes Lovvage
3 votes Love song for a vampire
2 votes Get up and dance
1 vote Humans Being
So you’re saying yours was the most worst or the least worst?
5 votes is the most putrid. 1 vote is the least putrid.
The funniest part was that I was convinced you were all gonna love it. Now is my shot at redemption, haha.
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Most worst. My song is mumble-rap FFS 
5 votes Blowin’ up
4 votes Love song for a vampire
3 votes human beings
2 votes Get up and dance
1 vote Lovage
10 votes gambino…
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5 votes Blowin’ up
4 votes Love song for a vampire
3 votes Lovage
2 votes humans being
1 votes Get up and dance
Looking forward to the great rap off.
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5 votes: Lovage (average 80’s electro song stripped of all redeeming features)
4 votes: Humans Being (Van Halen goes grunge… with predictably dire results)
3 votes: Blowin’ Up (it’s pretty awful, but it ain’t no Grub)
2 votes: Love Song For A Vampire (Annie well past her prime)
1 vote: Get Up And Dance (at least listenable… this was a harsh 0 voter)
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Loser = 5 votes = Van Halen
4 votes = Lovage
3 votes = Mumble rap
2 votes = Annie Lennox
1 vote = desert reggae
This
5 votes: Lovage (Magnificently awful. Sorry Jez-san. Besides, songs about s.ex should not be over 6 minutes long. One minute. One minute 15 tops in my experience.)
4 votes: Blowin’ Up (Wish it has been.)
3 votes: Humans Being (Drummer sounds like he was recorded doing some kitchen reno unrelated to the song.)
2 votes: Get Up And Dance (Not offensive. Like James Hird at a Saga press conference - surprised it’s here.)
1 vote: Love Song For A Vampire (What’s wrong with you people? The lyrics themselves are a clue. “For it is the drum of drums. It is the Song of Songs”)
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Difficult to score. I think this is right:
Vampire: 3, 4, 4, 2, 2, 2, 1
Get up and dance: 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2,
Blowin up: 5, 5, 5, 3, 3, 3, 4,
Lovage: 4, 1, 3, 5, 4, 5, 5,
Humans Being: 1, 3, 2, 4, 5, 4, 3,
18-10-28-27-22
Voters: Kira, AVS, Hambo, Baker, frosty, LB, GeoffB
I’ll whip up a spreadsheet
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5- Blowin Up
4- Vampire
3- Humans Being
2- Get Up And Dance
1- Lovage
| Blowin up | Lovage | Love Song | Get up and dance | Humans Being | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kira | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| AVanderScreamer | 5 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| hambo | 5 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
| Baakkeeeerr | 3 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
| frosty | 3 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
| Lifetime_Ban | 3 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
| GeoffBlethynsGlasses | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| mrjez | 5 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| 33 | 28 | 22 | 12 | 25 |
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Blow the damn siren!
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