The Reigning Dj King (Mk XIII) is @nobody...it's Blonde DJ Time again with @mrjez being at his divisive best (Part 1)

@hambos votes clearly didn’t pass the screening of the armagaurd security staff due to dodgy numbering, and are clearly invalid.

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first protest come in

Wooden spoon yes!

Should have put this first so the comments make a bit more sense

(sorry about that)

bomber_Girl Massive Attack - Live With Me
Budge The Chemical Brothers - Dig your own Hole
Casio Youngr - Linkin Park Bootleg
chewy Washed Out - All I Know
frosty Lorde - Oceanic Feeling
Incoming INXS - Devil Inside
Ivan Gustav Holst - Jupiter
Kj_11 Synapson & Bonga - MonaKi Ngi Xica
Koala Elton John - Tiny Dancer
Mackster Black Pumas - Colors
PP2 Squid - Narrator
socks DJ Krush - Kemuri
Split_Infinity Eddy Current Suppression Ring - I Admit My Faults
wimm Jeff Wayne - The Eve of the War
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I was enjoying the slow reveal

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Oh, Casio…

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Hey…this is the first time anyone has tried this…give me a break or I will take the votes and go home

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Indeed…

And I thought I had a self-destructive trait…

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Next up…votes from @tinhillterror…again, no comments but I feel he has made up for that with general commentary as we have waited for all the votes to come in

@tinhillterror

From 5 to 1

Song 9
Eddy Current Suppression Ring - I Admit My Faults

Song 10
The Chemical Brothers - Dig your own Hole

Song 3
DJ Krush - Kemuri

Song 14
Black Pumas - Colors

Song 6
INXS - Devil Inside

Split_Infinity gets 5 and takes the lead with 12

But Budge gets 4 and takes back the lead with 13

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Lol.
Imagine ECSR winning the whole damn thing…

Pffft I’ve played Johanna Newsom before and Radiohead Idioteque in the EDM blonde final. I think I know what I’m doing

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And now the votes from @BAAKKEERRRR…as expected, our resident critical wordsmith had afew words to say…they were brief and to the point

@BAAKKEERRRR

I’ll say sorry on behalf of the contestants for that fetid, foul-smelling mass of excrement. They really didn’t bring their A-game for you or us, the listeners…

So, the least worst votes go to…
5 votes - Gustav Holst
4 votes- Massive Attack
3 votes- Eddy Current Suppression Ring
2 votes- Washed Out
1 vote- Elton John

Sterling job from you, as ever!

Ivan and Bomber_Girl both make moves and are now in equal 3rd on 9 votes…but Split_Infinity has them covered with another 3 votes to move to 15, 2 ahead of Budge

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Salt levels.
Rising.

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No comments because he voted for Elton Farking John and ECSR.
There’s no justifying that.

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Next voter was @Timryuken…he felt the need to challenge for @BAAKKEERRRR’s salt title and did a pretty good job (imo)

@Timryuken

Good lord, that list of songs sure surprised me, some pretty different selections. And by surprised I think I mean disgusted, and by different I think I mean ■■■■■. That Squid song pretty much summed it up for me, in that I swear there was something resembling a turd in a pool on the screen behind the band. Shocking. Anyhow:

5 Massive Attack - Live with Me
4 INXS - Devil Inside
3 Elton John - Tiny Dancer
2 Washed Out - All I Know
1 Jeff Wayne - The Eve of War

Massive Attack suited my sleep deprivation this morning, pretty nice. INXS and Elton both classics but got lesser votes as massive attack was a bit more of a unique selection which I appreciated. Washed Out resembled music, which was a plus given much of the remaining selections didn’t, and Jeff Wayne got a chuckle out of me with how epic and cheesy it is, along with some pretty literal lyrics. Overall a seriously strange selection of songs for the final. Best of luck to all.

Another 5 for Bomber_Girl and she moves into 2nd with 14

Perennial favourite, PP2 has yet to break his duck!!

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Nothing would’ve made me happier than NOT having to vote for Eddy Current or Elton farking John…

:grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Massive attack was more of a unique selection…oh my …