The Reigning Dj King (Mk XV) is...@chewy_boy...on victory lap number three after another win in Blonde DJ (Part 1)

With yours, the beer was supposed to say Wanker beer, and the T-Shirt say Live, but it chose to switch them around, and put a cat on there for some reason.

Who am I to argue?

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No you don’t

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Well it seemed good in theory…

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Another few for the morning

The raving Shogun - @Kj_11

KJ is a man who doesn’t really know what genre he fits into. He loves hardcore EDM, and heavy metal, which makes very little sense. KJ is a previous winner of this competition, and an overall top bloke who I can’t really say too many bad things about.

When asked for comment, KJ replied “Damare peosu, naze watashi o nihonjin ni shita no?”

That Koala bloke - @Koala

The matriarch of bomberblitz, Koala is only a part-timer in the blonde DJ world. Many years back, she actually held the crown in the regular DJ king game (back when that mattered) but has never been able to really crack it in the blonde dj format. When asked for comment, Koala replied “Jobe Watson is still really hot.”

He sure is, Koala. He sure is.

The Dj King queen - @Hoffy

If Koala is the matriarch of Blitz, then Hoffy is the matriarch of Blonde DJ. One of the OG members of this crazy group, Hoffy has been through everything DJ king has had to offer, and managed to close her ears to some of the more disturbing stories shared in here. You’ll still hear Hoffy talk about gigs that she is going to, because she is still that cool.

I was too shy to reach out to Hoffy for a comment.

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Hoffy looks like a punk Statue of Liberty haha

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Blonde DJ came at a good time for peos, hot on the back of a loss to fark carlton followed by a by weekend to leave us all wallowing in our misery…

First rule of DJ King club.

You do not talk about footy!

(but yes, the timing is great)

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A few more…

Sorry I can’t vote, no headphones - @Preliminary_Point2

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A previous winner and regular finalist of blonde DJ, PP2 has been annoying punters for years with his strategic voting, his stubborn refusal to vote until the very end, and his comical inability to bring headphones to work to listen to songs. But to me, he’ll always be the guy who shat himself so hard on his first ever DJ king spin, that he played an Eddie Murphy song.

I tried to call PP2 for comment, but apparently he had no headphones that day.

The kid - @tinhillterror

The youngest Blonde DJ participant by a large margin, Tinhill is a cool, young, hip kid who lives in the inner northern suburbs. (Although he hates to tell people that.) While often struggling to relate to the much older crowd in here, TinHill still lists a bunch of early 90’s bands as his favourites, and seems to have an intimate knowledge of late 80’s and 90’s pop culture. Go figure.

When asked for comment, TinHill’s mum told us that he couldn’t talk, as he had to do homework

Science, yo - @Crazy_Bomber

The current incumbent of the regular DJ King booth, Crazy is currently on day 5,405, and song number 3. Crazy and I were once vicious sparring partners back in the old days when I was DJ King, and he was the guy that had the third or fourth-most songs played, but we’ve both grown up a little since then.

While unlikely to ever win Blonde DJ, he’s always good value, and while we are friends these days, I still didn’t want to call that little ■■■■ for a comment.

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Anyway, first round song is submitted @swoodley .

Was more difficult than I’d anticipated as most of the songs I wanted to play were too short. My #1 choice clocked in approx 5 secs short of the 3 min minimum FFS

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Ok, last lot this morning as i really need to get some work done and also pick some songs at some stage. Plus, I feel this concept may have run its course.

Something a bit different for this lot:

Legends edition

It’s important to remember the DJ King legends who are either no longer on Blitz, or not in this thread much anymore. These DJ’s helped make this competition what it is.

The man, the myth, the legend @JohnRain

JR is a living legend of DJ king, who has now moved himself onto twitter/X for reasons that nobody can work out. He held the OG DJ King crown multiple times, and is still the only DJ to win Blonde DJ twice. (And he was only here for three of them). A master of dossiers, DJ research and PM’s, he made this game what it is, and nobody has ever played it better.

Cheers JR, we wish you’d come back one day.

The forever King - @kira

Kira once spun a regular DJ King set that was so good, and went for so long, that it ruined the regular DJ King competition forever. He has the title of forever king, and was a fantastic member of the Blonde DJ community. Even if he did do hari-kari all the time to keep his ‘average’ up.

Cheers Kira, we hope you come back one day too.

I’m in a meeting - @Deckham

While he’s still around and has competed in recent events, I needed a third person to fill out this legends section. And Deckham has made quite the contribution to DJ King. He was the inventor of the “5 after 7, carry the 9, subtract 8 and multiply by 𝝅, then press sin, cos or tan on the calculator” scoring system. Although it never really took off. He also has the most unique voting system, ranking each song out of 100 and then posting those scores.

I tried to reach out to Deckham, but his assistant said that he was in a meeting.

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Brilliant @Paul_Peos :clap:

Ok I’m in

Can’t wait to play a song from the only band I know of from the 60s - The Beatles

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OFFICIAL BLONDE DJ ANNOUNCEMENT FOR BLONDE DJ 15 #2

Currently sitting at 30 starters:

Player Song In
AnnStBomber Yes
AVanderScreamer
Azza78 Yes
BAAKKEERRRR Yes
chewy_boy
Crazy_Bomber
cummy_scant
Davo
Doggatron
frosty
hambo
Hesonlygotaleftfoot
Hoffy
ivan Yes
Kj_11 Yes
Klawdy Yes
Koala Yes
Mackster
mrjez Yes
Nexta Yes
Paul_Peos Yes
Preliminary_Point2 Yes
Robin_Close Yes
Split_Infinity
Strewth
swoodley Yes
Timryuken Yes
tinhillterrror
up_up
wimmera1

Round 1 - a song from the 1960s with a duration between 3.00 and 4.00 minutes
****From the 1960s means released in the 1960s

Round 2 - A song from an artist from an Asian country…any genre, any length

Repechage Round - a song from a 3 piece band that has vocals and uses real instruments

Final - still under construction (I’m still trying to figure out something devious)

Please start sending your entries to me VIA PM including the YouTube Video.

With a bit of luck, we might be able to kick this off tonight.

Asian Countries

Afghanistan
Armenia
Azerbaijan
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Bhutan
Brunei
Cambodia
China
Georgia
India
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Israel
Japan
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Laos
Lebanon
Malaysia
Maldives
Mongolia
Myanmar
Nepal
North Korea
Oman
Pakistan
Palestine
Philippines
Qatar
Russia
Saudi Arabia
Singapore
South Korea
Sri Lanka
Syria
Taiwan
Tajikistan
Thailand
Timor-Leste
Turkey
Turkmenistan
United Arab Emirates
Vietnam
Yemen

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I do enjoy the quirks of AI. The cat was of particular interest. I thought there must have been some @Azza78 crossover.

Would seem appropriate given my crp music taste

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1960s. FFS.

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When does the 60e end?

It’s always fun watching Frosty catch up on things.

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Such a hard question…let me think…would the 60s possibly end in 1969…or would it be something like 1970…which doesn’t have a 6 in it?

Hmmm…I think I’ll make it easy for you…your song needs to have been released somewhere between 1/1/1960 and 31/12/1969.

I hope this clears up any uncertainty that you might have.

Please have a lovely day and may your song be loved by the voters.

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The best part of the 60’s, was Feb 1994

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