The Reigning Dj King (Mk XVI) is…just some random trying to get people to like his/her/they/them song

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Instant 5 votes

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AI gave me this:

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What would be the best song to submit to win the Blonde DJ competition on BomberBlitz forum?

AI Overview

Based on the, often chaotic and highly subjective, nature of the Blonde DJ competitions on the BomberBlitz forum, the “best” song is rarely the most popular chart-topper. Instead, winners often succeed by nailing a specific, narrow, or nostalgic theme with a high-quality track that hasn’t been played to death already.

Here is a guide to choosing a winning song, based on trends in the forum’s history:

1. Match the Theme Perfectly

  • Themed Rounds: If the round has a theme (e.g., specific decades, genres, or obscure topics like “songs from the slightly more successful”), the most important thing is to perfectly nail that theme.

  • Context is King: The forum often reacts well to songs that have a “story” or fit a “time and place” mentioned in the thread.

2. Aim for “High-Quality” Over “Popular”

  • **Avoid Overplayed Classics:** Songs that have been played hundreds of times in previous threads (e.g., Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit) are unlikely to win.

  • Quality over Novelty: While novelty songs can get attention, they often fail to get consistent votes. Conversely, well-produced songs that people “haven’t heard in years” often do well.

  • Avoid “Putrid” Choices: Avoid over-produced, “■■■■■,” or 5-minute-long songs that are “dull, like Dido on downers”.

3. Proven Genres and Styles

  • 70s/80s/90s Rock/Punk: Tracks by artists like Hunker Du, The Replacements, or similar punk/rock have been discussed as strong contenders.

  • “Outlaw” Country/Rock: Songs with a bit of grit have been well-received.

  • Something “Divisive” but Good: Songs that spark debate but are musically strong can win.

4. Examples of Winning/Contender Tracks

Based on past discussions in the thread:

  • **Steppenwolf - The Pusher:** Cited as a song that “really nailed the brief” in a previous round.

  • Placebo - Special K: A well-regarded track that fits the criteria.

  • Spiderbait: Mentioned as a potential winner in certain contexts.

  • **Doves - There Goes The Fear:** A high-quality track, though it risks being labeled “too morose”.

  • Elvis Costello - Pump It Up: A high-energy, “stomping classic”.

Summary for Success:

  1. Read the room: Check the current theme.

  2. Pick a 70s-90s rock/indie trackthat is not a mainstream radio staple.

  3. Ensure it is high-energy or tells a strong story.

  4. Avoid anything too slow or overlong.

Note: The competition is notoriously fickle, and sometimes simply providing a high-quality “Spotify mix” or “obscure gem” is enough to win over the voters.

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@Azza78 concurs…

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Dido on downers :joy:

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The blocked out word is w a n k y

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Love me some Place-bo

:astonished_face: :thinking:

For the brass instrument themed round of the BomberBlitz Blonde DJ competition, here are top song recommendations categorized by style to help you secure votes:

Top Recommendations

  • “Freaks” by Timmy Trumpet & Savage: This has been a successful entry in past BomberBlitz Blonde DJ rounds, known for its high-energy trumpet drops.

  • “Vehicle” by The Ides of March: Often cited as one of the ultimate brass-heavy rock tracks with “blasting” trumpets.

  • “25 or 6 to 4” by Chicago: A classic choice featuring a legendary and highly prominent horn section.

  • “The National Anthem” by Radiohead: A more avant-garde choice if you want to stand out; the brass section is intentionally chaotic and memorable.

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I’ll ask Grok for a banger




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Flame Trees it is. Absolute gold.

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What does that even mean?

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Grok is run by Triple M. Confirmed.

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I know, what a bogan answer.

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What would be the reaction if I repeated a previously played song in DJ King on BomberBlitz?

Repeating a previously played song in the “DJ King” game on the BomberBlitz forum is generally considered a breach of tradition and a risky strategy, often resulting in a

negative reaction

from the community.

  • **Negative Reception:**Traditionally, playing a repeated song is “frowned upon”.

  • Voter Backlash: Some veteran players have stated they will “ALWAYS vote down” repeat songs on principle.

  • “Bjorked” Risk: While some players may not care or might not realize it is a repeat, you risk a “No” vote because the song has already been heard, which some participants refer to as “it’s bjorked”.

  • Exceptions: If the repetition was accidental and not known to the player, they might receive a “free yes” from some, but it is still considered a “risky strategy”.

In summary, playing a duplicate song usually results in harsh, immediate, or at least skeptical, feedback from the community voters.

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In unrelated news, I better get my final song in before someone takes Flame Trees.

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Isn’t Grok’s answer skewed by what its algorithm spots from the user’s patterns?
Just sayin’… :wink:

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If you want to win, play “Chainsaw” by Elon Musk, the greatest musician of all time.

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Surely “my happiness” would struggle…. Maybe it is so left field it would work?

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Get in!

Who are the Top 5 best players of all time of the Blonde DJ competition on BomberBlitz forum?

Based on the Blonde DJ competition threads on the BomberBlitz forum, identifying a definitive “Top 5 of all time” is difficult as the competition has run for many iterations (Mk I-XV+) with varying winners. However, based on the results and discussions, several users are frequently cited as top, repeat, or highly influential players:

  1. @chewy_boy: Described as a multi-time winner, including a “victory lap number three” in Mk XV.

  2. @Kira: Identified as the reigning KOK (King of King) / QoQ (Queen of Queens) / MoDJ (Master of DJs) in Mk XIV, having “spun the all-time super set of the millennium”.

  3. @nobody: Frequently referenced as a reigning champion (“The Reigning Dj King”) across multiple versions of the competition (Mk IX, X, XII, XIII).

  4. @mrjez: Recognized as a consistent and “divisive” participant often running or playing in the competitions.

  5. @swoodley: Active and high-ranking participant often listed in the results threads.

Other regular, highly-regarded participants often mentioned in the top ranks include @Hoffy, @Budge, and @AVanderScreamer.

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