The Reigning Dj King (Mk XVI) is…@swoodley...just doing his thing

Songs for the repechage round are due in by 8pm. There are only 3 left to come in so we might even get started early.

Lonely ol’ Night is a good song, you jerks.

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Oh, Hambo made the final? How convenient…

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Well, what am I supposed to do with my lucky loser song now?
Hmmm… failurefeelings… close enough… it’ll probably do the job…

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Oh, that’s not why I gave you no votes.
There is No Way you can be ■■■■■■■’ while California Girls gets one vote and Fool On The Hill smashes it.

You performed some voodoo ■■■■.

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Spewing. I went to the trouble of picking out a Poontang song for the Failure round

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It was so close, too.

Hmmmm.
jks.

C#nt

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No, have you heard D1ckhead Junkie Loser?

Its my lack of bonus votes which I find irksome.

All
Three
Instruments

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I have not. Is it on YT?

Edit: Yes, am listening now

That’s fair.
Anyone who made the effort deserves that bonus.
Still insane that you’re bemoaning your possie on that effort, though.

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To be honest, I bemoam because I know my failure song is blander than a raw potato…

Destined, ironically, to fail…

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Discogs doesn’t help:

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D) none of ya ■■■■■■■ business :laughing:

But seriously, mostly A with a little bit of C.

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That’s awesome. I love how blatently literal all the Poontang songs are.

E) someone told me they’re from Seattle

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Funny thing…first thing I searched was vibrator guitar.
Don’t know why.
It reminded me of Bowie in a Sydney Sex Shop checking out the various tones of vibrators and the check-out guy kicking him out for being too weird.

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parks-and

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