Much the quote up with the character who said it:
1. "Well, I stumbled across a recording while I was cleaning him. He says that he belongs to someone named Obi-Wan Kenobi. I thought he might have meant old Ben. Do you know what he's talking about?" (Luke Skywalker - Zebba)
2. "I re transmitted it to Coruscant, just as you'd requested. Then we decided to come and rescue you" (Anakin Skywalker- Disinterested Handjob)
3. "You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: Where is the rebel base?" (Grand Moff Tarkin - Disinterested Handjob)
4. "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder" (Leia - rockcod)
5. "I realize all too well that additional security might be disruptive for you, but... perhaps someone you're familiar with. An old friend, like... Master Kenobi." (Palpatine- Disinterested Handjob)
6. "Hey! Point this thing someplace else!" (Han Solo- Disinterested Handjob)
7. "Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy" (Vadar-Barnz)
8. "Yes, I said closer! Move as close as you can, and engage those Star Destroyers at point-blank range!" (Lando - xhavocx)
9. "Tatooine is sparsely populated. If the homing trace is correct, I will find them quickly, Master." (Darth Maul- Disinterested Handjob)
10. "I'm going there to end this war. Wait for me until I return. Thing's will be different, I promise. Please wait for me." (Anakin Skywalker- Disinterested Handjob)
11. "Put captain Solo on the cargo hold" (Boba Fett - beastie)
12. "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1" (C3PO - Zebba)
13. "He was decieved by a lie... we all were. It appears that the Chancellor is behind everything, including the war! After the death of Count Dooku, Anakin became his new apprentice." (Obi Wan- Disinterested Handjob)
14. "He can see things before they happen. That's why he appears to have such quick reflexes. It's a Jedi trait." (Qui Gon - Disinterested Handjob)
15. "Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real" (Watto - Disinterested Handjob)