The Round 5 thread

Fark Carlton are ■■■■■.

Yes, Carlton were putrid that quarter.

Half the players for Fark Carlton look less interested in Carltons wellbeing than we do in here! Insipid and disinterested.

Ps - Fark Carlton.

I already hate watching these teams play, I don’t need the Anzac Day medalist mentioned every two ■■■■■■■ minutes.

And I am totally sick already of the ‘metreage/yardage gained’ statistic, just another lame ■■■■ NFL/Yank stat we don’t need in AFL, please get rid of it

That Whiley looks god ■■■■■■ awful so far.

Gibbs shitness on show again.

Tom Bell is better than our Tom Bell.

Tom Bell is better than our Tom Bell.

Would back him to have more hit outs to advantage

Boundary umps have worked out where the line is this week. Only saving grace was it Judd who was called for the out of bounds.

Why do they put this Sh-t on Friday night and not a show down? this rubbish match up surely can’t be good television figures after quarter time.

We’d take our foot off their throat right about now

We'd take our foot off their throat right about now

We would have let in 2 late ones.

The above 2 comments are 150% correct

Sad but true.

You can see it coming from miles away in our games. ■■■■■ me to tears.

That vision of Edelsten in the box with Malthouse sums up Carlton and why they’re stuck in mediocrity.

They’re never going to move past the sugar daddy, boys club.

We'd take our foot off their throat right about now

We would have let in 2 late ones.

Totally, 5 defenders would have flown against 1 and spoiled each other for the first and then given up a dumb free for the second

Fkn really enjoyed Collingwood being hopeless for a season, was hoping this would be another.

Carlton are absolutely hopeless

On the other hand, Carlton will be even more f*cked now after this. Rejoice.