The Strange Thread

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I consider myself normal.

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Never seen an episode of Neighbours or Home & Away.

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What a bunch of weirdoā€™s.

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I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

Iā€™ve never sipped champagne from a shoe.

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I love oranges but hate orange flavoured stuff (soft drinks, ice cream etc)

I donā€™t like blueberries but like blueberry flavoured stuff (cheese cake, yoghurt, juices etc)

I love chocolate except chocolate ice cream.

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I've never had more than one beer in a 24 hour period.

Good man.

ā€˜Manā€™ is a bit of a stretch

I donā€™t drink beer.

You used to be cool man

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I love oranges but hate orange flavoured stuff (soft drinks, ice cream etc)

I donā€™t like blueberries but like blueberry flavoured stuff (cheese cake, yoghurt, juices etc)

I love chocolate except chocolate ice cream.

I donā€™t like choc chips in ice cream. Probably because itā€™s usually really poor quality chocolate. And I also donā€™t think chocolate tastes as good frozen. Iā€™ll still eat it if you give it to me though

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This thread delivers.

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I was 18 before I had my first takeaway pizza.

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Never had a cigarette.

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I was 20 before I left the State of Victoria for the first time.
Traveled by bus over-night to Sydney.
We flogged 'em by about 90pts !

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Have never seen any Rambo films in full.

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I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

Iā€™ve never sipped champagne from a shoe.

What about Baileys?

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I stand

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Never had a cigarette.

Want one?

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Canā€™t swim
Canā€™t ride a 2-wheel bike - progressed from tricycle to training wheels and thatā€™s where it stopped
Drink coffee by the gallon but have never had a cup of tea
Never drunk wine
Never watched a full episode of any reality TV series

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Can't swim Can't ride a 2-wheel bike - progressed from tricycle to training wheels and that's where it stopped Drink coffee by the gallon but have never had a cup of tea Never drunk wine Never watched a full episode of any reality TV series
Are you a coffee mug?
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Canā€™t skate and canā€™t touch instant coffee.

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Never taken a fake sickie from work.
Never had marmite, promite or any other mite that isnā€™t Vegemite.
Have never seen Grease, Titanic, Sound of Music or an episode of Neighbours or Home and Away

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I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

Iā€™ve never sipped champagne from a shoe.

What about Baileys?

Pfft. Of course.