The Strange Thread

General Gibberish Forums The Dog's Breakfast
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Never taken a fake sickie from work. Never had marmite, promite or any other mite that isn't Vegemite. Have never seen Grease, Titanic, Sound of Music or an episode of Neighbours or Home and Away

I’ve only ever taken 3 sickies in my time working for someone else, and they were consecutive and necessary.

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Never been to Kardinia Park. Never seen Footscray play a game. Never, ever heard Adele’s “Hello”. Never voted Green, NP, Democrats, One Nation or for an independent.

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Never been to Kardinia Park. Never seen Footscray play a game. Never, ever heard Adele's "Hello". Never voted Green, NP, Democrats, One Nation or for an independent.
I don't even know who Adele is. I keep seeing the name crop up though.
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Never been to Kardinia Park. Never seen Footscray play a game. Never, ever heard Adele's "Hello". Never voted Green, NP, Democrats, One Nation or for an independent.
I don't even know who Adele is. I keep seeing the name crop up though.

A penguin species isn’t it?

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Never been to Kardinia Park. Never seen Footscray play a game. Never, ever heard Adele's "Hello". Never voted Green, NP, Democrats, One Nation or for an independent.
I don't even know who Adele is. I keep seeing the name crop up though.

A penguin species isn’t it?

Nah, it’s like a little valley.

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I thought it was a computer?

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I thought it was a computer?

Or a silly Kiwi.

108

You selly dell.

109

I’ve never had a child by a Melbourne supporter, or worn a push up bra.

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I've never had a child by a Melbourne supporter, or worn a push up bra.

Snap!

111

Unsure what’s appropriate to say next…

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Unsure what's appropriate to say next...

Just no pics of you in a push up bra thanks.

113

Sheep dog bras are the best, they round them up and point them in the right direction.

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Strange thread going in strange directions!

EFA

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Never taken a fake sickie from work.
I've never taken a real one
116

I like rolling naked in snow.

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I like rolling naked in snow.

No concern over shrinkage?

118

I’m comfortable with my appearance.

119
I was 18 before I had my first takeaway pizza.

Always delivered before that?

120

Had never eaten Chinese food until I was 15.