The Team vs Fark

So. Fark Carlton have “won” the same number of premierships as us ( still open to debate) they have won more spoons, so, doesnt that mean they have won more “awards”

No send of for Edwards seems harsh unless we plan to rookie him. We aren’t extending him right? Right?

there goes the theory that all the top ups would play.

Pretty sure one of Kommsys knees is completely disintegrated.

Bet he can still pull a dope kick flip in the forward pocket.

Need SMACK to kick 5 and earn himself another year.

No Hams is bullshit

Agree. Hams should have come in for Fanta.

Dempsey, McKernan, Kommer are surely just in to belt carnts.

That’s probably pretty close to the truth. Carlton are soft so some heavy hitting pressure might make them crack. This could be a really fun game.

farkn wat

Zaka will be pumped Curnow isn’t playing. Absolutely towled him last time.

I reckon if they’re picking Kommer than Hams is gone at year’s end

Woosha trolling Blitz

Goddard & Demps as senior players were always coming back in once fit IMO. Two top ups post their milestone games out.

Smack has had some solid form in 2’s and since he is a listed player seems fair, Blues rucks fairly mobile also. Much rather have had Jamar in throwing his weight around though.

Unfortunate for Raz, and surprised to see Kommer but from a small fwd perspective we actually have very little left in the cupboard with Stokes out too. Woosha comments about his selection in video indicate has earnt his spot after a very interrupted year. Hopefully plays a lockdown role on Simpson.

All the in’s have plenty to play for, careers are very much on the line for 3 of them and Goddard will want to be involved in this win fo’ sure.

So. Fark Carlton have "won" the same number of premierships as us ( still open to debate) they have won more spoons, so, doesnt that mean they have won more "awards"

We play for Silverware not Woodware.

Kommer!!! Come on prove them all wrong, or at the very least take someones head off

Dempsey lol

No hams GAGF. How he didnt get a game is a joke

Mckernan - ugh

Surely jamar could of stayed in instead of mckernan

Goddard & Demps as senior players were always coming back in once fit IMO. Two top ups post their milestone games out.

Smack has had some solid form in 2’s and since he is a listed player seems fair, Blues rucks fairly mobile also. Much rather have had Jamar in throwing his weight around though.

Unfortunate for Raz, and surprised to see Kommer but from a small fwd perspective we actually have very little left in the cupboard with Stokes out too. Woosha comments about his selection in video indicate has earnt his spot after a very interrupted year. Hopefully plays a lockdown role on Simpson.

All the in’s have plenty to play for, careers are very much on the line for 3 of them and Goddard will want to be involved in this win fo’ sure.


If the careers of Kommer, Dempsey and McKernan are “still on the line”, then Essendon has serious problems and deficiencies with its list management.

No jamar, raz out, kommer in, no hams

FK OFF

Maybe we are just not a “fark” team and try to do things with a bit of decency and honour.

Who is going to kick the goals?? JD will need to kick straight. We need Smack to pretend he is in the VFL. Maybe Dempsey can return to to mobile forward role and kick a couple. Parish, Goddard, Lav and the Langford??

Nothing is impossible …

Let’s just hope we can unsettle the scum by playing like there is no tomorrow and we kick more goals than behinds and OOBs. Kicking scum bums is encouraged however.

Joe, Zerrett, Langers, Lav and Parish to bury Carlton , Pick 1 lost and no-one sure whether we should be celebrating that our kids are friggin awesome.

4 changes..

IN: Goddard, Dempsey, McKernan, Kommer (not trolling, I promise)

OUT: Cooney, Stokes, Jamar (omit), Fantasia (inj)

Raz, listed as out with a groin injury.