The truth (about the history of Blitz)


#1048

Really?

Shelton the same guy who refuses to budge an inch on the church molesting kids. Got offended over an elephant.


#1049

Bwahahaha, that was gold.

Man, this thread is delivering. We need some more of Doe’s classic works.


#1050

Wasn’t that “I just clipped your sister” or something?


#1051

And by “cleaned up” we mean he tried to kill him, missed, the guy took a fall to get the free and red card, and then popped straight back up and the ump looked at that and didn’t recall the red card.

Annoyingly the battery in that camera ran out shortly afterwards and my Mark of The Century™ wasn’t captured. You know, that time I went all Ong Bak on my teammate.


#1052

Essendon. A Monfries, 3 votes.


#1053

I thought it was cruel to laugh at an animal in distress. Seems a long time ago now.

I did learn that the elephant was rescued. It happened in Thailand. They care about elephants there. And their king (the last one anyway; not sure about the new one).


#1054

couple more banners I found. No gold star for Heppell and a black background.


#1055

The post-match thread after beating Fark Carlton in the last round of 2016 was quality


#1056

There’s been quite a few obnoxious ‘Leon Bakers’…


#1057

The bloke who said he knew McPhee’s Dad (Ya Mum?) and good old KFC probably deserve a mention here.

KFC’s fake VFL match report surely deserves a record for some of the dumbest trolling ever.

Also, that pillock who loved Leon Baker’s blind turn - how many times did he try and come back?


#1058

Yep, same guy. His previous user name was “We need Barnard back”. Was mates with Steddy Teddy/Portable Mink.


#1059

It’s not all about you, David.


#1060

Post reported! :wink:


#1061

That is a rather distressing photo.


#1062


#1063

And then there were the arachno and trypophobics*…

*nothing to do with the US politics thread.


#1064

i do remember being around blitz a while back and seeing a massive thread dedicated to humorous/ cute elephant photos. for the longest time never knew why it existed.


#1065

… it is an elephant thread after-all.


#1066

My name’s bomber_girl but I’m actually a bloke.


#1067

■■■■ is just getting weird now.