The worst training report ever. 10/01/2018 Now with added afternoon report

So I’m here live reporting from EFC only that they are not training outdoors. Didn’t ask permission to go indoors to see what the boys were up to.

Whilst in the bombershop though I could hear the weights being dropped after being lifted. First few were soft thumps but then there was a pretty serious Thump that echoed through. I’m assuming that was Gleeson who is now stronger than Ambrose.

No one was injured and I’d assume all is going well.

From what I saw I can only be lid off for 2018.

Oh and here’s the proof I’m here.

Uploading…

I need to go now to pick up the relatives.

Go bombers.

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Worst ever. But appreciate the effort.

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Black ops training

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Also, rim of bombers cap in the second pic is a nice touch. Could be a thumb.

You set a very high bar with your thread title.

But I think you delivered as promised, kudos.

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Pretty sure they will be on the track around 3 this arvo.

Fridays session is at 10am.

I was told training @ 2PM.

this is good.

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Someone dropped Gleeson!

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Did the weights sound like they were being lifted vigorously or without commitment?

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If a Gleeson falls in a Hanger does anybody hear it?

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Did the weights sound laconic?

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Pffft, those photos could be from another time you or someone else were there. You can’t con us. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Where’s the time stamp? Should’ve held a newspaper up next to it. :sunglasses:

Franga lifting indifferently, head down. Stringer poor body language, sounded wrecked after 50 curls.

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Did McGrath’s weights sound like he was preparing for more time in the midfield?

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Reports are that the loud thump was Francis’ leg falling off. Should we be concerned?

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Sent a text message into the inner sanctum to find out how today’s training was going. Got back a “Yeah great”. Read into that what you will.

#lidoff

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Reads sarcastic. Lid on

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Any feedback on what position the lad will be playing?

Some of the reports saying he’s been doing considerable goal kicking practice so that may be his go.

Could be the tallest forward since the fish.

I also saw McGrath drive up, His car is filthy.

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