Things we do well

So many threads are full of negativity so I thought we could post all the things that we do well, I’ll start us off…

We have players who can run fast

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I think that’s it so close thread

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We excel at self-delusion.

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We’ve got a pretty engaged internet fan forum!

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We have guys with hair that looks the same as when they walk on the field, as it does when they walk off?

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we are really good picking out the opposition spare with our kicks

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In the off season, we make our members and supporters believe that we are going to have a successful year and play finals…

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We excel at putting the ball on the head of a leading forward.
All day, every day with metronomic precision.
We have truly mastered it as an artform.

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We have players with upside

We have a nice personality, and a great sense of humour.

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We drive purposeful innovation.

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Ensure our players are played in positions that aren’t their own so as to increase their positional knowledge

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creating a pharmacologically experimental environment

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The learnings. We do learnings good.

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We have created a game plan based on 165cm centre half forwards

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We are really good at not learning anything from all our learnings.

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Good at dying our hairs blonde

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Oh well, you tried!

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OH! CONSISTENCY! We’re soooooo consistent. I’ve reliably been able to say with complete conviction that I have no idea what we’ll dish up on field for years.

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We are exceptional at recognising the learnings which the playing group must acquire and dedicatibg the first 5 years of their careers to achieving those learnings by practicing them in many different positions in the VFL.