So many threads are full of negativity so I thought we could post all the things that we do well, I’ll start us off…
We have players who can run fast
So many threads are full of negativity so I thought we could post all the things that we do well, I’ll start us off…
We have players who can run fast
I think that’s it so close thread
We excel at self-delusion.
We’ve got a pretty engaged internet fan forum!
We have guys with hair that looks the same as when they walk on the field, as it does when they walk off?
we are really good picking out the opposition spare with our kicks
In the off season, we make our members and supporters believe that we are going to have a successful year and play finals…
We excel at putting the ball on the head of a leading forward.
All day, every day with metronomic precision.
We have truly mastered it as an artform.
We have players with upside
We have a nice personality, and a great sense of humour.
We drive purposeful innovation.
Ensure our players are played in positions that aren’t their own so as to increase their positional knowledge
creating a pharmacologically experimental environment
The learnings. We do learnings good.
We have created a game plan based on 165cm centre half forwards
We are really good at not learning anything from all our learnings.
Good at dying our hairs blonde
Oh well, you tried!
OH! CONSISTENCY! We’re soooooo consistent. I’ve reliably been able to say with complete conviction that I have no idea what we’ll dish up on field for years.
We are exceptional at recognising the learnings which the playing group must acquire and dedicatibg the first 5 years of their careers to achieving those learnings by practicing them in many different positions in the VFL.