Son wakes up first thing in the morning and rushes to the toilet. He doesn't quite make it and makes a wee mess.
It's taking him some time to come out, so my Mrs goes in to check on him. She finds him cleaning his doodle on the hand towel.
When asked (between fits of of uncontrollable laughter by me in the other room) why he didn't just use some toilet paper like she has shown him, he replies "because this is softer mummy".
I don't want to know how many times he has got away with that and I have dried my face with that same towel.