These require context a bit.
2 year old Sophie sameolds;
I can smell snakes.
What do they smell like?
Sophie, I've got the cubby house wall up what do you think?
5 year old Sam sameolds;
Dad, dad can we light a fire tonight? It's cold I can asure you.
Sam - welcome to the cafe (holding menu on peice of paper), what would you like sir?
Gave him a music video on phone that was related to his questioning about electrical danger signs - high voltage by electric 6.
"Daddy a lady just showed her boobies". Big grin.
Can I, ahem, get the phone back please?
Me to Sophie while watching Telly;
I think it's bedtime
No it's mighty Boosch time
Me - do you know what the biggest number is? Its Infinity. Don't try and count it because you'll be dead before you get there.
Sam: 1 2 3 4....
Me: What do you call a blind dinasaur ?
And my fav;
If you don't stop misbehaving we are going home. It's up to you.
No dad, it's up to you,