Three Word Story Casting Call

Right so the Three Word Story is being made into a block buster movie who plays who?

 

Characters:

Main Characters:

The Frog – Three word story‘s main character. Has a severe drug problem.

The Yeti – A friend of the frog‘s and another central figure of the story. Prefers to deal drugs rather than takethem.

The Octopus -  A friendly sea creature for Asia. Died at some point

The Walrus – An angry homicidal walrus that is reasonable for the death of the Elephant.

The Elephant – The frogs pet who was murdered by the Walrus

 

Minor Characters:

Jose Burrito – The Yeti‘s Mexican boy toy killed by a drug induced hippy after eating a vegan meal.

The Hippy – Responsible for the death of Jose Burrito after feeding him a poison piece of tofu.

The Leader of the wiener patrol – the man who spots the frog in the first place.

The hateless giraffe – Killed by the octopus in Iraq.

The Mermaid - Appears somewhere in the story

The parrot fish - Appears somewhere in the story (May or may not be dead)

 

Plus many celebrity references.   

There was a mermaid at some point too.

I believe there was a parrot fish in there somewhere as well

Leonardo Dicaprio as The Frog

I believe there was a parrot fish in there somewhere as well

Definitely a parrot fish

Vlad as the walrus.

 

Or should that be the walrus as Vlad?

 

Bugger it. No will know the difference anyway.

I inserted King Neptune in to be with the mermaid, but that didn't gather traction. Just slipped away I think.

I successfully added the walrus lol

distinct (and disappointing) lack of monkeys

distinct (and disappointing) lack of monkeys

it is done

 

distinct (and disappointing) lack of monkeys

it is done

 

Thank you!

From memory there were alot of ladyboy references at one stage. Some posters were obsessed by it, disturbing.

Need mileygeek as a main character now ;P

Dude settle

Yes Mr Geek Sir.

Yes Mr Geek Sir.

That's Ms Geek to you, sonny.

Great to see the Ladyboy made a reappearance.

gotta have ladyboys when vlad is in a story