There was this other time, .. when I was in band camp ...
One time I was at music camp and we weren’t allowed water for three days, only disgusting cordial.
One time I was at music camp and we got mooned by the tenor sax player.
One time I was at music camp and the main hall where we did everything stunk like off fish.
Despite all this I actually enjoyed it. Is that “winning”?
Good pointLike the time when I was walking across the tarmac to to Jetstar plane and the pilot stuck his head out the window and said g'day to me (my neighbour). He then came down to say hi to me during the flight, that was a bit more a Larry David awkward moment tho.Why are there windows that open in the cockpit?
There are no ashtrays on planes anymore so spent durries need to go somewhere.
There was this one time I was in a tv show based on a laid back womanising lair, his uptight, divorced brother and his wise cracking impressionable son. It had got to the point of being the most popular show on the planet and my asking price reflected that. One day I had a falling out with the creative element of this show. Believing I was bigger than it I promptly left, ordered a few hundred keys of the columbian marching powder and several pornographic actresses to live in my large estate to become my live in friends.
#winning
There was this other time, … when I was in band camp …
You and your repressed band-camp stories…
There was this other time, .. when I was in band camp ...One time I was at music camp and we weren’t allowed water for three days, only disgusting cordial.
One time I was at music camp and we got mooned by the tenor sax player.
One time I was at music camp and the main hall where we did everything stunk like off fish.
Despite all this I actually enjoyed it. Is that “winning”?
More like whining
Anytime i get both kids down for a day nap at the same time is a win.
Valium rocks eh?
Valium rocks eh?
Nah, liquid form these days mate.
When the band I was in played a gig at the Rosebud soundshell for Vic Health day…circa about 1989ish. Tim Watson was guest speaker. After the gig he asked me for my autograph.
There was this one time I was in a tv show based on a laid back womanising lair, his uptight, divorced brother and his wise cracking impressionable son. It had got to the point of being the most popular show on the planet and my asking price reflected that. One day I had a falling out with the creative element of this show. Believing I was bigger than it I promptly left, ordered a few hundred keys of the columbian marching powder and several pornographic actresses to live in my large estate to become my live in friends.#winning
That was around the time where tiger blood and HIV happened right?
Both running through my veins
Feeling slightly winnerish at the moment. The current band I’m a member of just scored a distribution and promotional contract with a French label. Still got jackshit in Aus though.
Feeling slightly winnerish at the moment. The current band I'm a member of just scored a distribution and promotional contract with a French label. Still got jackshit in Aus though.
Grats, man.
Winning the quaddie yesterday.
Feeling slightly winnerish at the moment. The current band I'm a member of just scored a distribution and promotional contract with a French label. Still got jackshit in Aus though.Grats, man.
Thanks 
Feeling slightly winnerish at the moment. The current band I'm a member of just scored a distribution and promotional contract with a French label. Still got jackshit in Aus though.Grats, man.
So, … who were you? … & who are you Bonz?
I imagine we’ll know the one of yore if Tim asked for your sig, … but, the new one?? … got a bandcamp or equivalent song page ?
Nah mate. That was Tim being a nice bloke and nothing else. No one of note then or now. Just another local hard rock muso at the moment. Its all the cover band guys that are the real rockstars 
I went to the ATM at the airport once to get some Cash and there was 100 sticking out before I even put my card in, suffice to say I upgraded from Crown Larger to a few Bourbons