Toasts For The New Year

Sentimental, Funny, Footy or Non-Footy related I thought it might be fun to post some toasts for the New Year!

I always sway toward the Irish for these occasions :slight_smile: I often have to double take and read them 3 times to understand. Here we go:

“May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future”.

Happy New Year Blitz Community! Thanks for amusing me throughout 2017.


“You can all get farked” is a favourite of mine


Sounds good! Get on us for the flag.

Apologies to Bargey!

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Eat my balls, mate.


Happy New Year David J Richardson

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”Fark thinkin’. Start drinkin!!!’.” - Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre, presumably Fred Negro.

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Looking forward 2017, looks like it’s gonna be a ripper year ahead in 2017.

BONG ON 2017!!!

Here’s to the closing of the age.


Now I will have a shot of grey goose to that.

“Get your ■■■■ out Madz!” - pazza.

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Hope you all get legless tonight.

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Here’s to Dyson Heppell the homless bugger cutting that stupid hair.

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Doise sends a shaka your way brah.

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It’s important to start the year off on the right foot.

Happy New Year Blitzers. I think 2018 is going to be a real special one for us all.

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Happy New Year blitzers
Have a good one

Here’s a toast.

Toasted roast pork.

The beers were flowin a little too much, someone got distracted.


The slivovitz has come out. RIP in peace HAP.

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Cheers all! :slight_smile: :purple_heart:


Gombai and Lissoy.
(Mandarin and Batak for cheers.)

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