Toasts For The New Year

Sentimental, Funny, Footy or Non-Footy related I thought it might be fun to post some toasts for the New Year!

I always sway toward the Irish for these occasions :slight_smile: I often have to double take and read them 3 times to understand. Here we go:

“May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future”.

Happy New Year Blitz Community! Thanks for amusing me throughout 2017.

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“You can all get farked” is a favourite of mine

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Sounds good! Get on us for the flag.

Apologies to Bargey!

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Eat my balls, mate.

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Happy New Year David J Richardson

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”Fark thinkin’. Start drinkin!!!’.” - Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre, presumably Fred Negro.

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Looking forward 2017, looks like it’s gonna be a ripper year ahead in 2017.

BONG ON 2017!!!

Here’s to the closing of the age.

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Now I will have a shot of grey goose to that.

“Get your ■■■■ out Madz!” - pazza.

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Hope you all get legless tonight.

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Here’s to Dyson Heppell the homless bugger cutting that stupid hair.

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Doise sends a shaka your way brah.

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It’s important to start the year off on the right foot.

Happy New Year Blitzers. I think 2018 is going to be a real special one for us all.

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Happy New Year blitzers
Have a good one

Here’s a toast.

Toasted roast pork.

The beers were flowin a little too much, someone got distracted.

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The slivovitz has come out. RIP in peace HAP.

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Cheers all! :slight_smile: :purple_heart:

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Gombai and Lissoy.
(Mandarin and Batak for cheers.)

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