No where near enough love for the Taxi theme in this thread.
That opening flute is as comforting as a fleece blanket on a cold winter’s night.
Can’t believe this didn’t get a run.
Needs the voiceover
This is classic.
My grandparents would come in from their garden, make a sandwich using everything from their garden and a pot of tea and sit down to watch this every weekday lunchtime.
Unless the cricket was on - and then it would be replaced by my nan complaining and wondering how we could find grown men chasing a ball around a field interesting.
That’s because it was SHT
Best is Holy Grail
2nd - Big League
3rd - Fanfare for the Common Man
Everything else not mentioned equal 4th
3rd worst was Stand Tough
2nd worst was Name of the Game
By far the worst was that country one they had for a bit
Now go pick on all the non-ironic ■■■■ examples that have been proferred in this thread.
This is my dumb carrot.
I have never heard that expression before.
I just googled it and got this …

I am none the wiser - or just a dumb carrot.
It’s what he says!
“This is my dumb carrot, and these are the days of our lives.”
THIS is equal fourth?!?
I’m worried about you.
Fk off, you’ve made that yourself to make me look stupid. That was never a real intro.