Trade Targets

It seems there are no trade targets this year.

#smallfish

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Welcome do Essendon Aaron Mullett.

Hey Melbourne Demons we’ll straight swap 1 Kyle Langford to you for 1 Christian Salem.
Done deal.

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Anthony Miles

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Thread delivers. No trout about it.

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Thread delivers? More like thread flounders.

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Definitely not off the scales

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Fish pun

Carpe Diem

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Its obvious after last night’s game against Adelaide, Geelong definitely need Jake Stringer in their forward line, sadly lacking and not working efficiently. I reckon we are going to have to fight them for him. Jackets might have to go for the jugular or do we simply back off?

Not even out of the final series and the puns are starting already. Buckle up!

Get a separate thread for this rubbish this off season ffs.
It’s about as funny as a lynching and we have to wade through it all to find any worthwhile discussion on trades, analysis, insights etc.

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And I thought you were being serious until I saw the mention of wade, then I realised you were just taking it to a new subtle fresh water fly fishing level.

Well played sir. Well played.

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No ■■■■■■■ way would I want Salem or Gaff in our team.
I want grunt!

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As long as it is not 30 Odd Foot Of Grunt. I’d rather listen to Hootie And The Blowfish.

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Don’t want Rocky cos we think his age is a bad fit…

But at least we know that Russell Crowe’s band is a ■■■■■■■ pile of ■■■■!

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Us saying we don’t want a midfielder cause they’re be 28 next year like saying we don’t a girlfriend because we’re “loving single life”?. Let’s the fcking honest, no c*nt wants to be with us so we’re saving ourselves the pain.

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This thread is the definition of Catfish’ing

To be fair - that kinda describes any thread.

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