Just read the article on Snelling and it states training starts on Monday. Can anyone confirm, as it is one of the few times we will be in Melbourne and would love to watch!
I believe it is only the noobies, not the full list.
Pre-season training is actually the highlight of Essendonās year.
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Sounds hot.
Oh wait, I read your post wrong
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If it was the other thing, even I would turn up.
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We can carpool. Iāll meet you at the wife-basher F&C
My early prediction is Mozzie will not be training shirtless.
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un beaten last year if recall correctly!
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all good until we get:
āand XXXX has been carried off. I didnāt see what happened. Someone said they landed awkwardly. One of the assistants looked concerned and was shaking their head. Hopefully itās nothing serious.ā
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Didnāt we lose the intraclub?
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Thatās ok ā¦ we are nobodies as well
So the non noobies then canāt possibly get a full preseason.
Am looking forward to the high quality in depth sometimes āliveā commentary including weather update training reports.
Thank you in advance.
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It was wet, with periods of rain and periods of precipitation.
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Canāt wait to read the reports about how often the ball hits the ground, targets are frequently missed and how the skills are deplorable in general.
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How fat is Mozzie!!
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If he geniunely has a Dean Rioli like rig, and goes shirtless, he instantly becomes my favourite ever Essendon player.
That would be the most alpha thing any Essendon player has ever done.
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FWIW I thought he was too big last year. To make matters worse he has a very poor engine and I believe the weight contributed to the strength of his hamstring.
If he can quickly get to peak fitness he is so close to best 22 itās not funny.
Has his own postcode.
When asked to touch his toes, he said āwhere are they?ā
His shadow weighs 8-kilos.
They took his jumper in to be dry cleaned and they said, āwe donāt do curtainsā.
He wears a t-shirt saying āI beat anorexiaā.
We donāt know who he ate - but weāre doing a team head count.
He canāt go skinny dipping.
He sucks in his gut when on the scales, so he can read the numbers.
He said he was going to lose 10 kilos this yearā¦ and now heās only got 14 kilos to go.
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Even if nobody on here goes to training can someone just make some stuff up and post it on here? The in-seasons have been so crap for so long, I live for this off season training fluff-stuff.
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