I have a 2nd job as a barista at tulla when I’m not killing stormtroopers and from my cafe I can see Marty doing 100 reps in the gym, jakey is looking trim doing Pilates with this hot instructor, Reid has put on 3 kgs doing weights already this morning and the rest of the boys are bonding with a line dancing activity wearing cowboy hats. Hepp of course is leading this.
If you want part 2 of my inside tulla training report I need 30 likes before I consider it.
If Reid has only put on 3kgs before starting his weights session I’m upset.
That’s less than my cat weighs, and if we expect Reid to wrestle gorillas, picking up & putting down my cat isn’t going to cut it, no matter how many reps he does.
He could at least be lifting slabs of beer