What I picked up is that Ronald Fejo is Marco Polo reincarnated and that he’s gunna be away from his mum for 24 years, possibly residing in China Also, that he can football ok but that he’ll likely forget after 24-years that he promised to pick up some milk on the way home.
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Brilliantly described, Sal!
Let’s hope the Essendon hierarchy can see the major upside of Fejo (…….Fantasia who???) and are already discussing the best approach to fast track his fitness, endurance and as a result, concentration on the contest.
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I’m amazed you got to see a 747. I was sure covid would be the end of them.
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This, back in the fitness department to get them up to speed.
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And in the spirit of understatement, I’ll say it again Sal. Love your work. Thanks.
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Who the ■■■■ kicked a ball over a plane?!?! Redman?
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Thanks Sal. Classic report - in the style of the literary greats. Thunder rumbled & lightning pierced the sky as I navigated my way through your narrative. Perhaps the gods enjoyed it also.
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Where is Knackers? Can’t wait for a normal training report 
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Fejo’s gonna have to do the same time trial time that Walla had to reach prior to being drafted, isn’t he?
I’d love to see the two of them doing the extra running drills together.
Whatever happens if we don’t see fejo playing ressies in 2022, I’ll freak the FarkCarlton out
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The K in Nackers is invisible
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F/64 ?
Fejo and Wangas. Sign them up!
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Wowee!!!
There’s an article saying suns’ academy player Austin Harris is doing pre-season with us for VFL purposes. Does this guy look familiar to training attendees? And no, I don’t mean Andrew Raines.
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Just McDonagh showing off his left peg.
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Firstly, very enjoyable report… on many different levels. thanks
From what you wrote this bit sums up our training… it’s very business like.
They’re just working diligently at their jobs. And there’s nothing wrong with that.
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Of all the exciting things that were mentioned (very closely behind Fejo!) was this.
If we get this right, we’ll be knocking on the door of top 4. I’ve been super critical about how poor we have been at this…… including the Worsfold tactic of ‘concede ground, by dropping back to D50 & defend’.
We must defend higher up the ground, and create repeat entries.
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This was the exact knock on why Tippa wasn’t up to it, and would never amount to anything more than an average VFL footballer.
He made a lot of people look very very silly.
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