I noticed it, but didn't know who Sarah Johnson was...there's a Sarah Jones (not our one) who was in Vegas (with Michael Chiklis), Texas Rising and Alcatraz, that would cop it dingus-style...netball, no shower, carpark. If you'd mentioned her, I'd have accepted ScarJo being removed from my fantasies.
With regard to the Coens (no 'h'), yeah, there may well have been incidents like this, but they've added a fair bit of mayo...or in this case, tomato ketchup.
And what do you mean 'victim'? In my fantasies, it's more than consensual.