UmpGate AT THE T - Match Thread - 2020 round 13

I think we should win, we’re due for that annual pull a win out of our arses and give the supporter base false hope again

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I hope one of the ‘obvious reasons’ was not that your bump constituted a

head high contact…

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giphy (24)

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First head-high contract on Zerrett for the day. No free, either.

EDIT: @DonBomb beat me.

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Have we lost yet?

Let’s hope its slippery, like Friday night was. Hurley and Francis on Lynch and Riewoldt could get ugly.

I’ve never met Zach… but ■■■■ mate, I may be taller at 184 than him but there was no chance of me surviving any kind of contact - absolute unit. I watch a lot of Brisbane and I’d love to see lachie Neale for comparison.

Obviously Tommy was ■■■■■■■ pedestal, that goes without saying

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Hoping the boys packed some lube Tigers going in dry.

should put it on Mozzie

I messaged dad once telling him that I’d run into my cousin while driving through the town she lives in. He asked if I ran her over. Who would think that.

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“Hey boys goodluck tonight”

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$2 sausage in bread, onion on top.
Lining the stomach

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If Hawthorn (16th) can be level with Port Adelaide (1st) at ¾ time, why the fark can’t Essendon (12th) beat Richmond (6th)?

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Thats exactly how it went down!!!

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Essendon can beat Richmond.

It’s Essington that is the problem.

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Hawthorn are experiencing the Essendon effect, just hitting nice form in time to knock us off

If we were playing melbourne next week we might have a chance of beating the tiges, they seem to have a similar effect on teams

Still at the hotel - lining mine with a parma. Its been a 6 day binge for me though. Body is crying out for some respect. More cooked than “pick your favourite whipping boy”

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Preparation is key.

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So, moving on to next week, who comes in?

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