Trump is making a state of the nation speech shortly.
I look forward to having his every voice inflection, speech pattern and grammar being examined to the ninth degree.
Lets hope he doesn't accidently wink or I fear people might literally die.
That's actually a pretty cool superpower for a tragic villain.
Young Trump is nervous. There's this girl, a great girl, a truly tremendous girl. His perfectly normal sized hands are sweaty. But he pushes through the wall of fear and walks up to her...
She smiles. Young Trump realised she's into him too. They flirt. They laugh. She winks suggestively at him. He winks suggestively back. It doesn't go well.
Days later Young Trump stands in the rain at tremendous girl's funeral. A rain drop lands in his eye, causing him to once again wink. Mass destruction begins around him. I the middle of the circle of carnage Young Trump stands screaming at the sky "VERY BAD! TRUMP SAD!"