That is one of the most unintentionally funny things I’ve seen in a while.
Strong support for Art (not ‘degraded art’) and the nuclear family. I suppose that’s why they march waving pictures of their kids and reproductions of Botticelli’s ‘Madonna and Child’ rather than, I dunno, swastikas. Hang on…
Bit like how they oppose ‘Crony Capitalism’ (with Trump University listed as an example) but march down the street chanting ‘heil Trump’. It’s ALMOST possible to doubt their honesty and integrity a little, don’t you think…?
They like bodybuilding and fitness so much that they listed it twice. What the hell is ‘right environmentalism’? Oh, and they support domestic animal welfare, good to know. You know who else loved his dog? HITLER! (True. And he ended up killing the dog, along with everything else he touched). They’re opposed to ‘flouridation of water’, which I assume means dumping loads of flour into reservoirs. They couldn’t possibly have derped on their manifesto and mispelled ‘fluoridation’, because they’re far too educated for that - look, it SAYS they support reading, right there!
Can anyone make out what they’ve pictured as examples of ‘non-degrading cinema’ other than Terminator? I suspect there’s some more rich veins of comedy to mine there. Oh, and it’s good to know they support isolationist foreign policy while still having opinions on Arab leaders and European federalism.
Oh god, they’re opposed to ‘poor fashion’. This is beyond mockery now.