VFLW - Round 9 vs Norf @ Arden Street - 2pm Sat 18 May 2024

QUARTER ONE

  • 1:40 … ONE … JUGGLED PORTER MARK … ha ha ha
  • 2:10 Dojiok’s pack CLUNK was so percussive it broke the camera

  • 2:45 Bateman off Dojiok, Robinson onto her. The pushing and bumping off-play starts NOW.
  • 5:30 Cox’s tripping grubber (first disposal) is so bad it also breaks the camera
  • 6:40 Two women approach; one women emerges. Barba takes it with the right hand, pushes Ryan off-balance with her left, doesn’t stop. It was very slick.

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  • 7:00 LOL, ump created that free entirely in their imagination. Dojiok has to be called back to take her free.
  • 11:45 Sorry, Porter. That’s a non-juggling mark.
  • 13:25 This was when Sophie van de Heuvel brought in her non toy-sized dog, and Roger decided he needed to protect G (but with her legs as a barrier between them).
  • 14:00 onwards: we get beat, it goes deep to Dojiok in the one-on-one; she wins easily, strolls into goal… and MISSES. She’d be a megastar if she could just convert those easy chances. And she knows it.
  • 14:45 A majority of Porter’s marks so far are non-juggled.
  • 15:05 Dojiok murders Chaston one-on-one, kicks across the face of goal, and instead of collapsing to her knees like last time she throws up her hands in the universal symbol of “WTF do I have to do to get a goal?”. She’s had 5 shots at goal within the first 15 minutes.