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Is she a digital native?

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WTAF is it with everyone, including many on this site, going on about story ‘arcs’ ffs???
Suddenly, every character in a movies has a farking ‘story arc’???
farkorf!

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Sorry, but I think that’s an actual thing, and a good thing.
It’s more satisfying to know why even minor characters are the way they are, particularly antagonists.
Like Malfoy in the first few Potter movies where he’s just a token jerk, to the last few where he’s much more complex, and if not relatable then perhaps understandable.

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WTAF
LOL
GAGF
IIRC
LMFAO
etc, etc.

Don’t criticise others, you’re all doing it. Right? (Now I’m doing it!)

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I passed a restaurant a while ago. According to a notice in the window, it was “Closed for Reimagining”.

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If it weren’t for forum censorship, I wouldn’t need to use those.
Actually, if it weren’t for my outrage and temper, I wouldn’t either.

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I had a saleswoman ask me if i liked the colour wave of her product…

also the term we have to be fluid…well it quite correct as many I work with go to water very quickly!

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POQ

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GAGF

Completely agree. I’ve started to use LOL, and I still feel as though I’m losing a piece of myself every time I do.

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Our new marketing managers favourite word is treatment
Ie. the treatment that we will apply in these circumstances is blah blah farking blah
Ffs

Also hate

Bespoke - everything in the world needs to be tailored so why say it as if it is something unique

Our xxxx - in stead of saying Fred from accounting it is “our Fred”, wow!

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You’re missing the point: the word arc is the wank. They have a story, end of phrase. Like there’s no need to refer to a rain event.

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You did not?

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l don’t use it, even when l do. Highly amusing thread. l am very glad l don’t have to suffer listening to any of that drivel.

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‘Good shout’, ‘low hanging fruit’, ‘the juice is worth the squeeze’ - all ■■■■ me off, and there are loads of others

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Deep dive
‘Talking to the presentation’ I sent through earlier
Take the temperature
Call it out
What were the ‘Take aways’
Best practise
In this space
Traction
At a high level

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Deadset, how retarded are people these days? It’s talk about something, the presentation cannot talk back to you, fucktards.

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I copped all of those phases today.

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We no longer have accountants, we only have financial accountants. Unlike those other type of accountants.

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That’s a rough day!

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A day with consultants. FMD.

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