Weird News Tidbits

What happened to the thread about the lady who got jizzed on at the St Kilda festival?

I think that got bant.

Logged in the next day, about 20 notifications, clicked on one, went nowhere.

Also, dingus hasn’t posted in a bit.

Vanilla Ice in trouble with the law!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/18/vanilla-ice-robert-van-winkle-arrested-stolen-property

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I think that got bant.

Logged in the next day, about 20 notifications, clicked on one, went nowhere.

Also, dingus hasn’t posted in a bit.

I only have so many hands.

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Vanilla Ice in trouble with the law!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/18/vanilla-ice-robert-van-winkle-arrested-stolen-property

He was arrested for an unlicensed goat?

If rhyme were a drug, he’d sell it by the gram.

Angry Indian bride marries wedding guest

An Indian bride has married a guest at her wedding after her groom-to-be had a seizure and collapsed.

Reports said the groom, Jugal Kishore, was epileptic and he had kept the information from the bride, Indira, and her family.

While Mr Kishore was taken to hospital, the angry bride decided to switch husbands.

She asked a member of her brother-in-law’s family, who was a guest, to step in and marry her instead. He agreed.

The incident took place in Rampur town in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.

According to a report in The Times of India, Mr Kishore, 25, fell to the ground in front of the wedding guests just as he was reaching out to garland Indira.

On his return from the hospital, Mr Kishore pleaded with Indira to change her mind, telling her that he would be ridiculed by friends and relatives if he went home without a bride, but she refused.

Local police official Ram Khiladi Solanki told the BBC that Mr Kishore and his family were initially upset and lodged a complaint with the police.

“But since the bride is already married now, what can anyone do? So the families have resolved the matter and the complaint has been withdrawn,” he added.

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Vanilla Ice in trouble with the law!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/18/vanilla-ice-robert-van-winkle-arrested-stolen-property

Well. Seems there’s a problem yo.

He’ll solve it.

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Angry Indian bride marries wedding guest

An Indian bride has married a guest at her wedding after her groom-to-be had a seizure and collapsed.

Reports said the groom, Jugal Kishore, was epileptic and he had kept the information from the bride, Indira, and her family.

While Mr Kishore was taken to hospital, the angry bride decided to switch husbands.

She asked a member of her brother-in-law’s family, who was a guest, to step in and marry her instead. He agreed.

The incident took place in Rampur town in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.

According to a report in The Times of India, Mr Kishore, 25, fell to the ground in front of the wedding guests just as he was reaching out to garland Indira.

On his return from the hospital, Mr Kishore pleaded with Indira to change her mind, telling her that he would be ridiculed by friends and relatives if he went home without a bride, but she refused.

Local police official Ram Khiladi Solanki told the BBC that Mr Kishore and his family were initially upset and lodged a complaint with the police.

“But since the bride is already married now, what can anyone do? So the families have resolved the matter and the complaint has been withdrawn,” he added.

She sounds nice

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Angry Indian bride marries wedding guest

An Indian bride has married a guest at her wedding after her groom-to-be had a seizure and collapsed.

Reports said the groom, Jugal Kishore, was epileptic and he had kept the information from the bride, Indira, and her family.

While Mr Kishore was taken to hospital, the angry bride decided to switch husbands.

She asked a member of her brother-in-law’s family, who was a guest, to step in and marry her instead. He agreed.

The incident took place in Rampur town in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.

According to a report in The Times of India, Mr Kishore, 25, fell to the ground in front of the wedding guests just as he was reaching out to garland Indira.

On his return from the hospital, Mr Kishore pleaded with Indira to change her mind, telling her that he would be ridiculed by friends and relatives if he went home without a bride, but she refused.

Local police official Ram Khiladi Solanki told the BBC that Mr Kishore and his family were initially upset and lodged a complaint with the police.

“But since the bride is already married now, what can anyone do? So the families have resolved the matter and the complaint has been withdrawn,” he added.

She sounds nice

…always have a back up plan

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same, so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful glowing bride, and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over and she marries the next guy. That's why the wedding vow isn't 'do you take Bill Simpson', its 'do you take this man'.

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Vanilla Ice in trouble with the law!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/18/vanilla-ice-robert-van-winkle-arrested-stolen-property

Well. Seems there’s a problem yo.

He’ll solve it.

That’s a hell of a concept.

Indians are weird.

Couple charged with starving newborn to death ‘as mum used breast milk in online ■■■■’

■■■■ producers … Stephen Michael Williams Jr, 26, and Amanda Marie Hancock, 21, were charged with murder by abuse. Picture: Douglas County Sheriff’s Office Source: Supplied

A COUPLE accused of starving their seven-week-old son to death admitted to producing ■■■■■■■■■■■ videos of the mother lactating.

Stephen Michael Williams Jr and Amanda Marie Hancock were charged with murder by abuse on Tuesday after an autopsy revealed Data Toria Hancock died from starvation last month.

Williams, 26, and Hancock, 21, said they fed the baby milk several times each day but never took him to a doctor.

Williams told police he didn’t take the boy to the doctor “because that was Amanda’s responsibility,” a police charging document said. “This was the agreement they had made.”

The young parents also told investigators they made ■■■■■■■■■■■, which involved the mother self-lactating while others paid to watch online, according to an affidavit filed by deputies.

Fetish ■■■■ … the couple made lactation videos for money (stock photo). Picture: Thinks

Fetish ■■■■ … the couple made lactation videos for money (stock photo). Picture: News Corp Australia Source: News Corp Australia

The Oregon couple was arraigned on Wednesday and ordered held without bail when they appeared in Douglas County Circuit Court in Roseburg, Deputy District Attorney Shannon Sullivan said. No pleas were entered.

The charging document says the couple, from a small timber town, showed extreme indifference to human life in causing Data’s death by failing to provide him adequate food and medical care.

Douglas County sheriff’s deputies said an ambulance was sent to couple’s home on January 22 when the baby had stopped breathing. He died shortly after.

“Stephen and Amanda both admitted there was no prenatal care, and they didn’t go to any doctor’s appointments after Data was born,” the probable-cause affidavit said.

The couple’s two-year-old son was taken into protective custody, Deputy Dwes Hutson said.

A grand jury will hear the charges next week.

There was some headline I saw about the Russians using former “adult” actress Sasha Grey in some propaganda thing. But I was never a fan of her work so didn’t bother to read it.

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Angry Indian bride marries wedding guest

An Indian bride has married a guest at her wedding after her groom-to-be had a seizure and collapsed.

Reports said the groom, Jugal Kishore, was epileptic and he had kept the information from the bride, Indira, and her family.

While Mr Kishore was taken to hospital, the angry bride decided to switch husbands.

She asked a member of her brother-in-law’s family, who was a guest, to step in and marry her instead. He agreed.

The incident took place in Rampur town in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.

According to a report in The Times of India, Mr Kishore, 25, fell to the ground in front of the wedding guests just as he was reaching out to garland Indira.

On his return from the hospital, Mr Kishore pleaded with Indira to change her mind, telling her that he would be ridiculed by friends and relatives if he went home without a bride, but she refused.

Local police official Ram Khiladi Solanki told the BBC that Mr Kishore and his family were initially upset and lodged a complaint with the police.

“But since the bride is already married now, what can anyone do? So the families have resolved the matter and the complaint has been withdrawn,” he added.

She sounds nice

Guy dodged a serious bullet there. Doesn’t realise how lucky he is.

Woman thanks statue with 300 pig heads

BANGKOK: – A woman offered 300 severed pig heads on platters to a Buddha statue in western Bangkok yesterday to mark the Year of Goat and thank it for spiritual help with a defaulted loan.

Sombat Lekpiam, 59, a Rachaburi fruit merchant, traveled with her family to Wat Bang Phra in Nakhon Pathom with two pickup trucks loaded with pig heads to make good on a promise she made to the statue six years ago.

Full story: http://bangkok.cocon…e-300-pig-heads

In the tropical climate of Bangkok this must smell fantastic.

I’m guessing this is actually what she promised to do if the farker didn’t answer the prayers?

Dangerous looking for logic here.