Weird News Tidbits

Lol Armytage you farking stooge. Jesus christ, terrible segment anyway.

Darth:

Darth:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/sunrise-co-host-samantha-armytage-accused-of-racism-in-on-air-interview-with-uk-twins/story-fnpilxz1-1227324205268

It was a dig at herself?

Oh wow, what a terrible, terrible response. Could have just owned up.

TWO MEN IN SOUTH CAROLINA ARRESTED FOR SAGGING PANTS
22 MAY 2014 POSTED BY JEROSLYNDIVA

MaseTV has been highlighting the sagging pants epidemic a lot of as late, from our fashion post on how “sagging ain’t swaggin”, to news of the Tennessee town who banned sagging pants.

It seems like society is beginning to crackdown on the prison to community trend that has lasted throughout the past 20+ years.
Sheriff’s deputies were summoned to the Spartanburg eatery around 3:15 AM after Andrew Gehring, 22, and Donovan Johnson, 22, were allegedly “causing a disturbance” after being asked to “pull their pants up and not show their boxers.”

While being questioned by cops, Gehring and Johnson were belligerent and used profanities, investigators noted. The men “both advised that they were out to have fun and implied they were Wofford students graduating” and “it wasn’t their concern that proper decorum was needed in the public domain.”

Seen in the above mug shots, Gehring (left) and Johnson were arrested for disorderly conduct and booked into the county jail. In 2011, Gehring was arrested for burglary and grand larceny, which resulted is his expulsion from Wofford (where he was a member of the football team). According to Wofford’s web site, Johnson has played for the last four years on the college’s football team.

masetv.com/two-men-in-south-carolina-arrested-for-sagging-pants/

lol

How is that not racial profiling?

How is that not racial profiling?

I’m more horrified at the length of those t shirts. ■■■■■■■ outrageous.

Its illegal

Cocaine accidentally delivered to Aldi supermarkets - again
LIFE 05/05/15

Police with bananas and cocaine

A large shipment of cocaine was accidentally sent to Aldi supermarkets in Germany from Colombia.
More than ÂŁ11m worth of the drug turned up in boxes of bananas delivered to 13 stores in Berlin.
According to the police it was a “logistical mistake” after arriving at the port of Hamburg, but this isn’t even the first time.
It seems exactly the same error was made back in January when ÂŁ5m of cocaine turned up in the same place.


Bananas and cocaine

Aldi staff in Berlin discovered the cocaine wrapped up between bananas as they unpacked the fruit, according to the local newspaper Berliner Morgenpost. A police spokesman believes the drug ended up at the stores by accident.
But trying to hide drugs in food shipments is common. In October, police in Germany found 727lbs of heroin - reportedly the biggest single drugs seizure for several decades - in a truck shipping pickled cucumbers and garlic from Iran.


Drugs in jars

Last year, American delivery company FedEx accidently uncovered a drug smuggling operation when they inspected a damaged package in Washington. FedEx doesn’t like delivering boxes that have been torn up during shipping and so when a conveyor belt broke a parcel, a clerk inspected the package for damage.
It led to a drug-smuggling business that delivered hundreds of illegal painkillers around the US, according to Kxly/ABC news.
FedEx vans
One gang from the West Midlands concealed heroin in packets of chilli powder but the shipment was intercepted at Leeds Bradford airport.

bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/32589501/cocaine-accidentally-delivered-to-aldi-supermarkets—again

Darth:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/sunrise-co-host-samantha-armytage-accused-of-racism-in-on-air-interview-with-uk-twins/story-fnpilxz1-1227324205268

It was a dig at herself?

Oh wow, what a terrible, terrible response. Could have just owned up.


just out of curiosity why were the twins on TV?

…UK man gets friends’ pubes glued to his face for strange bucks party
MAY 18, 2015 11:27AM
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Pubic beard … Mark had pubic hair from dozens of men glued to his face on his bucks day. Picture: Facebook Source: Facebook
Michael Morrow News Corp Australia Network

A GROOM has been given what could possibly be the filthiest buck’s party makeover ever.

UK man Mark Longley was gaffer taped to a wheelchair wearing nothing but a nappy, massive clown shoes and a new glued-on beard, which covered most of his face.

The Mirror reports that the bizarre looking facial hair was actually a collection of pubic hair belonging to ’20 to 40 men’.

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Curly ones … Mark was on his way to the bucks party on a public train. Picture: Facebook Source: Facebook

“I was honoured and thought it was very nice of him … but also very silly because he’s now on his stag do, on a train to Bognor, gaffer taped to a wheelchair, in just a pair of incontinence pants, clown shoes, silly socks, a ■■■■■ drawn on his chest and lots of strangers writing on him and has many of his friends’ pubes glued to his face,” Steve, who organised the prank, posted on Facebook.

“He’s also holding a cabbage that is his best friend for the weekend. If he drops it or puts it down he’s going to be doing forfeits. Personally I think he looks like a bit of a plonker,” he added.

The photos of their big day have now gone viral on Facebook and other social networks.

I can’t even look at those pictures

Quite right, too.
These ■■■■■ shouldn’t have been so provocatively undressed, and cantering about at night on their own is just stupid.

Lol. Swish.

https://twitter.com/theheraldsun/status/600498221580984320

Quite right, too.
These ■■■■■ shouldn’t have been so provocatively undressed, and cantering about at night on their own is just stupid.


They didn’t say “no”.
https://twitter.com/theheraldsun/status/600498221580984320

Quite right, too.
These ■■■■■ shouldn’t have been so provocatively undressed, and cantering about at night on their own is just stupid.


They didn’t say “no”.

Don’t tell me those fillies didn’t want it.
Could have outrun that old geezer, easy.

https://twitter.com/theheraldsun/status/600498221580984320

Quite right, too.
These ■■■■■ shouldn’t have been so provocatively undressed, and cantering about at night on their own is just stupid.


They didn’t say “no”.

Only horses can say “neigh”.
https://twitter.com/theheraldsun/status/600498221580984320

Quite right, too.
These ■■■■■ shouldn’t have been so provocatively undressed, and cantering about at night on their own is just stupid.


They didn’t say “no”.

Only horses can say “neigh”.
Awww damn now I'm ■■■■■■ off I didn't make that joke! Bravo!

As good an excuse as any to revive this thread. They call him ‘the Streak’

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/car-smashes-into-house-in-mill-park/news-story/b190047ed779f092de0ad46a4d40c6dd

Car smashes into house in Mill Park
Wes Hosking, Herald Sun
April 18, 2017 4:10pm
A NAKED driver has been taken to hospital after a car ploughed into a house in Melbourne’s north.

The accident occurred at Mill Park in Childs Rd at about 2.20pm.

A man aged in his 20s, understood to be the car’s driver, was taken to the Royal Melbourne Hospital.

The extent of his injuries is not yet known.

A car has smashed into a Mill Park house. Picture: Nine News

A car has smashed through a fence and into a Mill Park house. Picture: Nine News
Victoria Police spokeswoman Sen-Sgt Nicole Warner said: “The occupant of the vehicle was arrested at the scene and is currently assisting police with inquiries.”

“There were no injuries to anyone in the house or the occupant of the house,’’ Sen-Sgt Warner said.

Vision from Channel 9 showed substantial damage to a front fence and brick wall of the house.