Weirdest Job You Ever Had!

Nah, it’d get ruined.

It’s tough, and they’re heavy to carry, but ricotta do it, as it’s already soft fromage.

Cheese puns. Grate.

Definitely some holes in this argument

I used to be a proofreader for a sky writing company.

Used to work in a Swiss village high in the Alps. One job was to take a group of punters on a hike to an alpine cheese making farm. On the way down, I had to carry the 10kg wheel of cheese back to the town centre for sale.

What was that Baxter

Used to work in a Swiss village high in the Alps. One job was to take a group of punters on a hike to an alpine cheese making farm. On the way down, I had to carry the 10kg wheel of cheese back to the town centre for sale.

What was that Baxter

I’m not even mad.

And I also drove around an escort and her security attache for a few nights to help out because the security attache lost his licence. That was interesting.

Lol. Very familiar with that job.

Boot is Hunter S. Thompson.

Not a unusual job but as a 12 year old I had a job at the town butcher for 1 hour every day after school. Pretty much just hosed out the blood and guts off the floor and shovelled up the ■■■■■■ sawdust. Absolutely hated the smell.
For this wonderful task I was paid a princely $4 per day which in the late 80’s still brought a shitload of mixed lollies at the deli

Used to work in a Swiss village high in the Alps. One job was to take a group of punters on a hike to an alpine cheese making farm. On the way down, I had to carry the 10kg wheel of cheese back to the town centre for sale.

Did you ever get tempted to roll it down?

Yes, often! It was fkn heavy and a dead weight. It’s probably why I learnt to swear in German, French, Italian and assorted other languages.

Ah, see! … There is a silver lining to everything…

Worked at Crematorium during uni summer break one year. Tasks included scraping the oven and putting in a machine with a ballbearing which crushed the bones into powder.
Had to separate any items that didn’t incinerate like metal hips first though.
:s

Worked at Crematorium during uni summer break one year. Tasks included scraping the oven and putting in a machine with a ballbearing which crushed the bones into powder. Had to separate any items that didn't incinerate like metal hips first though. :s

Thread won.

Cheese puns. Grate.

Leicester this than meets the eye.

Should have bries’ed through it.

That’s going to be hard to beat.

That's going to be hard to beat.

Not if I explained in detail how you jerk off Rams and Bulls.

That's going to be hard to beat.

Not if I explained in detail how you jerk off Rams and Bulls.

Seems pretty self explanatory

That's going to be hard to beat.

Not if I explained in detail how you jerk off Rams and Bulls.

Were they hard to beat?

The hardest part was getting used to the sexy outfits he had to wear.

The hardest part was getting used to the sexy outfits he had to wear.

If they didn’t come when he called, he took it out of their hide…

The hardest part was getting used to the sexy outfits he had to wear.

He always felt like a jerk in that get up.