Welcome to Essendon - Alec Waterman

choo choo, motherf*ckers

he’s THICC

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could have done more for mine and kicked way too accurately

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I offer my 1st born child as a sacrifice to the thicc god

kicks straight :heavy_check_mark:

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Missed much of the game (work!)
Was he 42?

Yep

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dem thighs

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whoever said he kicks like Josh Hunt was spot on.

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Played with a boner

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He thicc :white_check_mark:
He can kick :100::100:

I’m a fan.

With a strong gale this unit could kick goals from the kick in.
What a beast.

Yeah he can play and will play round 1 reckon. Has a bit of a Tory Dickson quality about him. That set-shot kicking is a thing of sheer fkg beauty to an Essendon supporter.

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All aboard.

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2 years of glandular fever recovery i’m told. No knocks from a knowledgeable WCE fan

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Anagram for MenAtWar

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built like a park footballer, kicks like a god.

suspect he might be a bit one dimensional for the top level but don’t let me throw a bucket of water on the hype.

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I know he kicked four sausage rolls.

Not there yet for me. Want to see more of him though.

Couldn’t have done more from where he was played.

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He’s an f’ing unit. Solid from the neck down.

Will get a contract surely, hell if we don’t I wouldn’t be surprised if another team adds him.

Have you seen this club 2018 onwards? A forward who gets the whole goal-kicking thing would be awesome.

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Look out when he really fills out

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