Can we get our main sponsor to just be the AFL, so they can continue to absolutely ream us in every way possible.
How about Norco Milk?
Norco. Think about it.
Can someone name who was mentioned in the other thread? Cbf looking
amart innit
Am I the only poster here who had/has never heard of this mob?
K mart, yes.
Probably
They’re a platinum partner of the AFL. I doubt they’ll align with a club(S) as well, similar to Toyota.
and a fridge company
This is the cleverest suggestion so far, so much in fact, that I think the club should change its name to something similar so it gets half a billion dollars also.
Except that Toyota also sponsors Adelaide.
Toyota does sponser a club

How do you cool a seat?
I’m not sure whether you’re taking the ■■■■, or to tell you to test drive a Kia SUV in the summer.
Good point! I’d overlooked that.

Bomb_Doe:
How do you cool a seat?
I’m not sure whether you’re taking the ■■■■, or to tell you to test drive a Kia SUV in the summer.
The heated/cooled seats are a thing of beauty. And the heated steering wheel is mint in the middle of winter.

This is the cleverest suggestion so far, so much in fact, that I think the club should change its name to something similar so it gets half a billion dollars also.
“The Reef Bleachers”
It has a certain ring to it, I’ll admit.

RedandBlackPartisan:
This is the cleverest suggestion so far, so much in fact, that I think the club should change its name to something similar so it gets half a billion dollars also.
“The Reef Bleachers”
It has a certain ring to it, I’ll admit.
No doubt Caro would find a way to blame us for screwing up the reef.

No doubt Caro would find a way to blame us for screwing up the reef
Well, how else do you explain James Hird’s impressive suntan?

Got to get that wog fellow who sells the baroque style furniture.
GRAND SAIIIILE, GRAND SAIIIILE!
You could fit a lot of peptides in one of those grotesque bedheads.

Diggers:
Got to get that wog fellow who sells the baroque style furniture.
GRAND SAIIIILE, GRAND SAIIIILE!
You could fit a lot of peptides in one of those grotesque bedheads.
You’d have to take the heroin out first.
…and I bet Fozdog has taken his wife to Kinky Boots!!!