Has recent practice sitting on the bench.
It is a no for me. He will pass from the goal square rather than taking the shot himself.
I reckon we also had a decent crack at Jarryd Hayne. Dodged a big bullet with that one.
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Welcome Ben. Please feel free to bring your cell phone to training. We will love and adore you. You will be hanging out with our other favourite loose unit Big Sammy Draper
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Refused to attend defensive training. Sounds like Adam Saad.
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Forward or back?
Swingman?
Will he play the Hooker role?
Cat B rookie
Will fit right in then
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We found our second winger. Big Cox & Big Ben
Googled him, watched him for a few minutes and it’s a hard no from me… He never handballed once and kept throwing the ball.
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Perfect for the modern midfield then.
But, would scoff a meat lovers pizza. WSPHU!
Will kick horribly left footed as his go to until years later it’s discovered he is actually a natural right footer.
That and he will try and handball instead of kicking the goal to win the game from 15 metres out after the siren.
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He’d be fine at hawthorn
Western Bulldogs?
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If histrionics and faking it are still required yes
Simmons pays more in fines for missing training than he would earn if playing AFL.
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