Welcome to Essendon - Cillian Bourke

We’re Dew

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Tulla me more

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I’m worried this thread is on the rocks before he’s even offaly signed

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So do the club need to employ an interpreter this time? Initially I couldn’t understand what Connor was saying!

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and we lost Draper - a person who places the gowns on Rabbi’s.

I made that one up, but it could be a thing.

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Official

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Pundits and peers in Ireland have lauded his ability to kick on both sides as a left footer

Kick on both sides with his left foot? Gee, that is impressive.

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It’s officially official. To be sure, to be sure.

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His nickname will be Mbappe.

Cillian Mbappe

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“Dodoro’s Single Fault Whiskey”.

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EFA - It’s Offaly official. To be sure, to be sure.

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And the new Running Man flopped at the box office.

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Bring on the inside out Irish kick

Don’t forget the ‘solo’ kick. I want to see that again.

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Joint post by the two clubs:

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It’s on SBS (Viceland) right now!

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Looks a neat enough kick, short range only shown

Irish have to learn the low ball drop for Gaelic

https://x.com/hockeyjade/status/1996125088505364502?s=46&t=BitAb38gr-Jok6C78GyGnw

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We’ve brought in five 190cm players who will probably be midfield/wingers.

It’s about f*cking time.

But yeah, Bourke looks like a big boy.

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You’ve left out strength. Look at the thighs on him. Dodoro preferred beanpoles.

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