So today I came across a Car with the Number Plate,… “MYBOX”.
I was as much confused as amused.
Maybe it was a hairy ride?
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Or it was on a Beetle Bonnet.
Lol. It was certainly odd.
You’ve never heard of a car referred to as your box
Boxer Engines,… yep.
Matchbox Cars, … yep.
Calling your Car your “Box”?? 
Nyet.
What about Sh#tbox
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Common name down this way for your jalopy
or bus up NW
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Bloody cagers going on about their boxes.
Nah, can’t be right.
merrick is 46/47.
Yeah that’s what i thought.
That moment when an old memory releases a new Wank Bank
Wot?
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Die hipster scum…
This might come across as a little mean-spirited, but I don’t mean it that way.
My mother-in-law is at an aged care facility. She’s awesome and apart from having a short term memory of about twenty seconds, she’s fine.
Anyway, the facility has little activities that they do, and I checked out the planner to see what they had coming up.
They play The Price Is Right.
And oooooomg I want to see that.
‘Okay, the next item is an iPhone…’
Beryl: Seventeen dollars
Lorna: Three fifty
Three hundred and fifty?
Lorna: Oh, good heavens, no. Three dollars and fifty cents.
Mavis: Twenty thousand dollars.
Beatrice: Thursday
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Just had an amusing interlude with a bloke in the carpark at the local shopping centre as I went to check our PO Box.
I parked the car, went to the PO and came back to carpark and this bloke with large 4WD started abusing me about parking him in. I just gave him my usual blank stare and told him to fark off, so he started letting the air out of the car tyre to upset me I guess. He asked me what I was going to do now, so I told him I was going to drive home.
It was not my car which was parked a few cars away. He didn’t say much at all after that.
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That reads like a comedy script, it would be even funnier it if was.
I have had an experience like that. I came along with my trolley and stopped, this guy was packing stuff into his boot. His trolley rolled down an incline into my trolley, smacked into a car, one car down. It left a dent and scratch marks along the boot to the rear passenger’s door.
I took out my pen and wrote down his rego number.
He said, “what the f are you doing?” I said I am writing down your rego number. He said," what’s it got to do with you?"
I said that is my brother in laws car, he is a Police Officer
and here he comes. Like a shot his almost empty trolley he pushed it out of the way. As he drove off, I waved the piece of paper. He called me a c*** and its not often I’ve been called that ever. But; I thanked him for for the stuff he left
in the trolley about $30 worth. It also cost him over a
$1000 to fix the dent and scratches down the side of the car.
What a good day.
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I was subjected to this recent, and now all of you are going to be as well
No visitors.
‘He’s just a boy!’
‘He’s 19.’
‘I know how old he is, I gave birth to the b…the bugger!’
38 year old tenant just asked me, what’s a 9 volt battery
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