What annoys you?

■■■■ I hate Telstra.

Once I rang them pretending to be my dad. I made no effort to change my voice, but the guy still believed I was “John” born in 1948 :smiley:

Slightly off tangent here but similar theme. I was visiting friends in SA once. We were all 16 and 17 piled into a P plater car which was a real novelty for a Victorian at the time. Decided to drive through for beer which was also pretty exciting.

Driver says to the guy serving “I’d like a
carton of beer please.”

Guy says with a confused expression “what kind of beer?”

“Um… drought?”

He gave us a box of west end despite that AND the Plates.

Adelaide Oval pricing West End at $8.90 , Hahn even higher , at recent concert.

Fake banana rules.

Pink = “strawberry” is very lame though.

Barney Bananas - do they still make them?

Just thought the same thing. Favourite ice cream in childhood.

farkin carnts stopped making banana choc tops ffs!
and…ythey also stopped making farkin chocolate choc tops!!! WTF?>???

now they have some shiit called farkin red velvet instead. buncha farkin wankas

Hmmm … down here we can get Vanilla, Chocolate, Boysenberry and Peppermint Choc Chip.

When we say “Choc tops”? … I assume you mean like “Choc Wedges” or an equivalent, not Movie Theatre type cones?

If so, the boysenberry one rules… and no I don’t want to know how the flavour is produced.

Fake banana rules.

Pink = “strawberry” is very lame though.

Barney Bananas - do they still make them?

Just thought the same thing. Favourite ice cream in childhood.

farkin carnts stopped making banana choc tops ffs!
and…ythey also stopped making farkin chocolate choc tops!!! WTF?>???

now they have some shiit called farkin red velvet instead. buncha farkin wankas

Hmmm … down here we can get Vanilla, Chocolate, Boysenberry and Peppermint Choc Chip.

The chocolate ones are going…

Fake banana rules.

Pink = “strawberry” is very lame though.

Barney Bananas - do they still make them?

Just thought the same thing. Favourite ice cream in childhood.

farkin carnts stopped making banana choc tops ffs!
and…ythey also stopped making farkin chocolate choc tops!!! WTF?>???

now they have some shiit called farkin red velvet instead. buncha farkin wankas

Hmmm … down here we can get Vanilla, Chocolate, Boysenberry and Peppermint Choc Chip.

When we say “Choc tops”? … I assume you mean like “Choc Wedges” or an equivalent, not Movie Theatre type cones?

If so, the boysenberry one rules… and no I don’t want to know how the flavour is produced.

No, I mean movies type choc tops.

Fake banana rules.

Pink = “strawberry” is very lame though.

Barney Bananas - do they still make them?

Just thought the same thing. Favourite ice cream in childhood.

farkin carnts stopped making banana choc tops ffs!
and…ythey also stopped making farkin chocolate choc tops!!! WTF?>???

now they have some shiit called farkin red velvet instead. buncha farkin wankas

Hmmm … down here we can get Vanilla, Chocolate, Boysenberry and Peppermint Choc Chip.

The chocolate ones are going…

Not down here brother.
Valhalla ice cream.
Don’t think you guys get it.

Mmm... aromatic benzene rings.

Don’t use chemical names lest you accidentally summon Dr Oz, Pete Evans and David ‘Avocado’ Wolfe and all their bullshittery.

I’d love it if one of them rocked up here.

Fake banana rules.

Pink = “strawberry” is very lame though.

Barney Bananas - do they still make them?

Just thought the same thing. Favourite ice cream in childhood.

farkin carnts stopped making banana choc tops ffs!
and…ythey also stopped making farkin chocolate choc tops!!! WTF?>???

now they have some shiit called farkin red velvet instead. buncha farkin wankas

Hmmm … down here we can get Vanilla, Chocolate, Boysenberry and Peppermint Choc Chip.

The chocolate ones are going…

Not down here brother.
Valhalla ice cream.
Don’t think you guys get it.

Nope.
This chick in Gold Class was trying to tell me that ‘Red Velvet’ was just like chocolate.
Except - it wasn’t brown. And it didn’t taste of chocolate.
It’s farkin cherry.

Do you get banana choc tops down there? They were mine and Mrs Deck’s favs.

Fake banana rules.

Pink = “strawberry” is very lame though.

Barney Bananas - do they still make them?

Just thought the same thing. Favourite ice cream in childhood.

farkin carnts stopped making banana choc tops ffs!
and…ythey also stopped making farkin chocolate choc tops!!! WTF?>???

now they have some shiit called farkin red velvet instead. buncha farkin wankas

Hmmm … down here we can get Vanilla, Chocolate, Boysenberry and Peppermint Choc Chip.

The chocolate ones are going…

Not down here brother.
Valhalla ice cream.
Don’t think you guys get it.

Nope.
This chick in Gold Class was trying to tell me that ‘Red Velvet’ was just like chocolate.
Except - it wasn’t brown. And it didn’t taste of chocolate.
It’s farkin cherry.

Do you get banana choc tops down there? They were mine and Mrs Deck’s favs.

Sadly no.

Fake banana rules.

Pink = “strawberry” is very lame though.

Barney Bananas - do they still make them?

Just thought the same thing. Favourite ice cream in childhood.

Nope. Only real survivor is the banana Paddle Pop.

I think I’m going to track one down now.

Fake banana rules.

Pink = “strawberry” is very lame though.

Barney Bananas - do they still make them?

Just thought the same thing. Favourite ice cream in childhood.

Nope. Only real survivor is the banana Paddle Pop.

I think I’m going to track one down now.

I have been know to pick up the odd box from the supermarket.

Fake banana rules.

Pink = “strawberry” is very lame though.

Barney Bananas - do they still make them?

Just thought the same thing. Favourite ice cream in childhood.

farkin carnts stopped making banana choc tops ffs!
and…ythey also stopped making farkin chocolate choc tops!!! WTF?>???

now they have some shiit called farkin red velvet instead. buncha farkin wankas

Hmmm … down here we can get Vanilla, Chocolate, Boysenberry and Peppermint Choc Chip.

The chocolate ones are going…

Not down here brother.
Valhalla ice cream.
Don’t think you guys get it.

Called Valhalla for a very good reason, too. Have you been through the shop in Moonah where they make it? The have heaps of flavours you don’t usually see in shops.

All this talk of banana flavoured stuff that I like has me wishing to publicly withdraw my ill-informed sledge of banana flavoured stuff. I was wrong. I admit it. Tomorrow I’m off to track down some banana lollies (whatever they’re called) to satisfy this damned craving I’ve developed.

nope I’m with you, can’t stand anything banana flavoured (apart from banana)

■■■■ I hate Telstra.

Once I rang them pretending to be my dad. I made no effort to change my voice, but the guy still believed I was “John” born in 1948 :smiley:

Slightly off tangent here but similar theme. I was visiting friends in SA once. We were all 16 and 17 piled into a P plater car which was a real novelty for a Victorian at the time. Decided to drive through for beer which was also pretty exciting.

Driver says to the guy serving “I’d like a
carton of beer please.”

Guy says with a confused expression “what kind of beer?”

“Um… drought?”

He gave us a box of west end despite that AND the Plates.

Adelaide Oval pricing West End at $8.90 , Hahn even higher , at recent concert.

For a schooner? Reckon I’d have a dry night out of spite.

Adelaide Oval site has prices, does not specify size . According to ABC the second dearest in the country. A bit of outrage after the Guns n Roses concert
adelaideoval.com.au

Scumbags.

Adelaide Oval site has prices, does not specify size . According to ABC the second dearest in the country. A bit of outrage after the Guns n Roses concert adelaideoval.com.au

SA pint (425ml)
$8.90 for West End Draught, was $9.20 before Christmas but they dropped the price by 30c.
Spirits are $13.90

Fake banana rules.

Pink = “strawberry” is very lame though.

Barney Bananas - do they still make them?

Just thought the same thing. Favourite ice cream in childhood.

Nope. Only real survivor is the banana Paddle Pop.

I think I’m going to track one down now.

I have been know to pick up the odd box from the supermarket.

Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey: banana ice cream with walnuts & fudge chunks :slight_smile:

Adelaide Oval site has prices, does not specify size . According to ABC the second dearest in the country. A bit of outrage after the Guns n Roses concert adelaideoval.com.au

SA pint (425ml)
$8.90 for West End Draught, was $9.20 before Christmas but they dropped the price by 30c.
Spirits are $13.90


And people pay this? It’ll be called the Aussie Peso soon

News websites where 50% of the articles are just a rehash of what happened in some reality TV show.

Adelaide Oval site has prices, does not specify size . According to ABC the second dearest in the country. A bit of outrage after the Guns n Roses concert adelaideoval.com.au

SA pint (425ml)
$8.90 for West End Draught, was $9.20 before Christmas but they dropped the price by 30c.
Spirits are $13.90


And people pay this? It’ll be called the Aussie Peso soon

Anyone who does would have to have rocks in their head IMO, … but they clearly do, o/wise they wouldn’t/couldn’t charge it.