Fark me!
I had to get to my dressage lesson ok. And Bikram ran late, and my masseuse cancelled on me. SO I STOPPED A FREAKING AMBULANCE. NOBODY DIED! Probably.
Seem to have struck a chord.
It shocked me, too.
Iâm feeling B flat.
Well youâd have to B. Coz, you canât B sharp, CâŚ
This⌠the pappadum song is a bit annoying
Fog lights. Most of the time they are just extra unnecessary glare. They are everywhere in all weather. They are actually illegal except in fog snow or other hazardous weather. Ute drivers seem to think they are mandatory in all conditions.
Mind you itâs policed about as much as the road rule offence of not pulling left when safe to do so on carriageways where the speed limit is more than 80 km/h (regardless of the speed you are doing). Which is to say not at all.
Fog lights or daytime running lights? Normally the fog lights are like a high beam version of daytime running lights.
People who repair cars after a prang and donât re-align headlights. Muppets the lot of them.
People who use muppets as a derogatory term.
Fark SEN.
Whatâs green & smells like Pork?
Whatâs green & smells like Pork?
Iâd prefer not to talk about your private parts.
Shopping centres.
Relatives who decide to get married overseas the week before Christmas.
How do you tell them you wonât be attending cause youâre not going to spend money on peak season airfares and accommodation?
Friends of ours did that.
âWeâre getting married in Bali!â
âHave fun!â
Theyâre going to Phuket.
Byeeee!
They sure are.
Relatives who decide to get married overseas the week before Christmas.
How do you tell them you wonât be attending cause youâre not going to spend money on peak season airfares and accommodation?
Dear XX, I wonât be attending cause Iâm not going to spend money on peak season airfares and accommodation. Cheers. SN